I will fucking rape your mother

[fiveteamer]

you htink raoe is a joke LOL? I will fucking do it in front of your uncle.

 

[Fu Manchu]

my mom's dead. not cool man.

 

[Bread]

Sunday morning was the first time in my life where I could not honestly remember a thing from the night before.

"I made fun who's tattoos?"

"I asked who for a bj? When?"

"I really kissed that guy?"

Oh yeah, it was bad.

 

[Fu Manchu]

:highfnorth melbourne kangaroos +25.5ive: bread

 

[MonkeyF0cker]

And I'll fuck you in the ass while you're doing it, fiver. Enjoy.

 

[fiveteamer]

Well ai 4eeill do it OL ROBYN HHOLLA

 

[Fu Manchu]

boyys i think fivey relapsed on us!

L

 

[Rubyn]

If anyone thinks fivey is joking being drunk, we received a call a few hours ago. He didn't acknowledge we were on the phone until I mentioned Katy Perry's tits. Prior to that, he was rambling on and on about Matty Rain and Canadian beer and the subway.

 

[Fu Manchu]

 

[Fu Manchu]

but twhy would we think he was joking around

 

[Rubyn]

i dunostu kno.w

 

[Cougar Bait]

Prior to that, he was rambling on and on about Matty Rain and Canadian beer and the subway.

This just sounds like a regular conversation to me

But fuck Subway

 

[roguejuror]

:highfnorth melbourne kangaroos +25.5ive: bread

damn

 

[fiveteamer]

THIS Subway Fischy

 

[Matty]

I made Fiver wait 45 minutes when I met up with him. The subway was responsible for half of the delay. Then we had some Canadian beer. He did not rape my mother.

 

[Cougar Bait]

Well, this thread just got boring

No raping of mothers or anything

Plus the Subway was non-edible

The Canadian beer is a plus and I do give props for a very excellent thread title

 

[fiveteamer]

I'm noticing a disturbing trend..

Not remembering the previous night of drinking

 

[Fu Manchu]

fivey relapsed! yay!