I suck at picking football.

[Vegas Dave]

Fact.

On the day that underdogs go 10-5 ATS, I manage to find two of the losses with my philosophy picks (TB and Car).

I suck at life, especially when it comes to picking winners.

Sincerely,
Square Loser Dave

 

[UntilTheNDofTimE]

Dave we cant all pick 45 % some people got to pick 42%

 

[Vegas Dave]

Dave we cant all pick 45 % some people got to pick 42%

I'd be thrilled to be able to pick 45%, let alone 42%. If you can consistently suck at that clip at -110, you are sitting on a gold mine.

 

[UntilTheNDofTimE]

I'd be thrilled to be able to pick 45%, let alone 42%. If you can consistently suck at that clip at -110, you are sitting on a gold mine.

you show me a man that can pick 45% over a lifetime and ill show you a man that could of earned a PHD in the time spent.

 

[Matty]

Could of. Good say.

Dave, stop whining, do more picking. God bless.

 

[Archie]

David, you buried me with that TB pick

get em next week

 

[pally]

tough one

I admit I was leaning heavily toward taking TB on a teaser

i consulted a true sharp, he advised me against it, pretty strongly

He advised me to take the TB team total under instead, which I did

somehow he fukin knew TB would not be able to move the ball against pitt, and also that TB's good D up to that point had been a mirage

amazing

sharps are fukin amazing

how did they fukin know all that??

 

[reno cool]

I don't know. Ask Brock Landers.

 

[Fu Manchu]

more vids, l,ess complaining

 

[Archie]

David, I think you need to relax a little bit...... loosen up and stop putting so much pressure on yourself...


maybe a 3 way with your gf and a good friend who knows the LEAST about football.... whilst getting head and watching your friend drill your girl from behind...

rapid fire ask him to pick the winner of the two teams you tell him..... record the picks he makes.... a voila

 

[rito]

tough one

I admit I was leaning heavily toward taking TB on a teaser

i consulted a true sharp, he advised me against it, pretty strongly

He advised me to take the TB team total under instead, which I did

somehow he fukin knew TB would not be able to move the ball against pitt, and also that TB's good D up to that point had been a mirage

amazing

sharps are fukin amazing

how did they fukin know all that??

i wish i knew all that, i just took a shitload of tb teasers

 

[djiddish98]

I'm glad I plastered all my TB and JAX teasers on the board. Who knew charlie batch would play like its 2000?

It seems like the common denominator here is the Panthers - those wins by the Giants and Buccs look really unimpressive now (as do both of these teams as well)

http://footballoutsiders.com/stats/teameff

 

[Vegas Dave]

David, I think you need to relax a little bit...... loosen up and stop putting so much pressure on yourself...

maybe a 3 way with your gf and a good friend who knows the LEAST about football.... whilst getting head and watching your friend drill your girl from behind...

rapid fire ask him to pick the winner of the two teams you tell him..... record the picks he makes.... a voila

This might be the single worst idea I've ever heard in my entire life...

But I am desperate....

 

[Blitty]

David, I think you need to relax a little bit...... loosen up and stop putting so much pressure on yourself...


maybe a 3 way with your gf and a good friend who knows the LEAST about football.... whilst getting head and watching your friend drill your girl from behind...

rapid fire ask him to pick the winner of the two teams you tell him..... record the picks he makes.... a voila

 

[Archie]

Dave,it might have been a bad idea....but not the worst by far...... the WORST idea would have been the above scenario.... except instead of you getting head.... it was Richkas (from you) and instead of your girl getting it from behind it was YOU..... except from greg oden....

 

[Vegas Dave]

Dave,it might have been a bad idea....but not the worst by far...... the WORST idea would have been the above scenario.... except instead of you getting head.... it was Richkas (from you) and instead of your girl getting it from behind it was YOU..... except from greg oden....

Touche, sir.

 

[pally]

i wish i knew all that, i just took a shitload of tb teasers

It was from Scott Kellen of Sixth Sense.

People at books I know see him in the same light as Dr. Bob and RAS.

 

[fiveteamer]

Vegas Dave is the Michael Jordan of self loathing.