Life advice? Fuck, I give out unsolicited advice all the time. Just ask Steves. I'm always giving him my opinion. Tully, my opinion might be fighting inflation right now so take it for what it's worth.
Sounds like quite the night for you there big guy! Don't worry the Sox are only 0-1 and who cares if the Celtics now are 3rd in the Eastern standings! Possibly 1st round matchup with my Sixers? Still believe over a 7 game series that your team is the best in the East!
Bet the under on every NL West game and drink a beer after every A Gonzo base hit. That should keep you in the green and smiling for the baseball season.