I need a 3-4 day gambling binge this summer

[Herman]

Las Vegas. No drugs, just gambling and a little bit of booze.

Working 60 hours a week right now, fuk me.

 

[Matty]

You just reminded me how you stood me up last August, you lil punk.

Is the border patrol gig finally on?

 

[Bread]

No drugs

wtf????

I bet you masturbate right up to near climax and then stop.

 

[Herman]

Probably have 2 more years of waiting unless the US Gov't decides to tackle immigration. There are many people waiting in front of me and the only hiring right now is replacing people who quit/retire/get fired.

 

[Herman]

Matty looking back at it you would have likely raped me had I attended. I made the right decision sir.

 

[Tron]

It is possible to not do drugs and have fun. Just sayin.


*I mean, alcohol is a "drug" as far as I'm concerned. So I'm not on the high horse talking down.


Hugs not drugs Bread. Call me. Soon.


Holy fuck Neil Diamond is doing the 7th inning stretch

 

[Matty]

Herman, Scholar would've told you all about our torrid buttsex if I'd been gay. Herman, you're back to being a lil bitch. Herman, we would've had fun before the SBR bullies arrived and duct-taped you to a pole.

 

[Herman]

It is possible to not do drugs and have fun. Just sayin.

When I said drug, I meant illegal drugs. I never have and never will use illegal drugs in my life.

It's possible to have fun without using illegal drugs.

 

[Herman]

Herman, Scholar would've told you all about our torrid buttsex if I'd been gay. Herman, you're back to being a lil bitch. Herman, we would've had fun before the SBR bullies arrived and duct-taped you to a pole.

It was a joke, calm down. Jeeeeeeeeeesus.

 

[Polaroid]

Holy fuck Neil Diamond is doing the 7th inning stretch

I never saw that one coming. That was a big acid trip without any acid.

 

[Tron]

When I said drug, I meant illegal drugs. I never have and never will use illegal drugs in my life.

It's possible to have fun without using illegal drugs.

I was agreeing with you Herman. Calm down. It is entirely possible to have fun without using illegal narcotics. I do it all the time.


But to clarify, if people choose to do illegal drugs who am I to judge them? As long as they don't operate a motor vehicle and put other people at risk then to each his own.

 

[UntilTheNDofTimE]

what are you doing for work these days herman

 

[Matty]

It was a joke, calm down. Jeeeeeeeeeesus.

This shit gets to me after a while. :madd:

Not really. Herman, I enjoy your antisocial wit.

 

[betplom]

Matty looking back at it you would have likely raped me had I attended. I made the right decision sir.

Herman, you don't/can't rape the willing, pal.

 

[Herman]

Timer I'm working for the US Census.

Matty I'll send you the UK t-shirt if you give me your address.

 

[Matty]

Herman, we're not quite back to that stage in our relationship. I need time.

 

[MonkeyF0cker]

When I said drug, I meant illegal drugs. I never have and never will use illegal drugs in my life.

It's possible to have fun without using illegal drugs.

It'd be a lot cooler if you did...

 

[Matty]

Everyone should try a psychedelic drug once in their life. It should be a mandatory experience in high school.

Only half-kidding.