I might be in big trouble

[stevek173]

Tris to me: "The fact that you got so geeked out when I said I was coming up there really makes me want to fuck with you something fierce"

 

[Matty]

Tired of being the life of the party?
Change your shorts, change your life, change your life
Change into a nine-year-old Hindu boy, get rid of your wife
And it walks your dog, and it doubles on sax
Doubles on sax, you can jump back Jack, see you later alligator
See you later alligator
And it steals your car
It gets rid of your gambling debts, it quits smoking
It's a friend, and it's a companion
And it's the only product you will ever need

[Advice courtesy of T. Waits]

 

[kato]

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[BGS 9.5]

cork up your butthole Stevie, sounds like she is busting out the heavy artillary....

 

[stevek173]

I really enjoyed this