I put on boxers that weren't mine yesterday. I was out of clean underwear and they happened to fit perfectly.
Me - Am I wearing your ex's underwear? I like them.
Wife-to-be - I don't think so. Where did you get that?
Me - In the dryer.
Wife-to-be - I've never seen those before.
Me - Yeah sure. Remind me to say the same thing next time you find a bra that's not yours.
#sliceofmarriedlife