I had an epiphany

[Blitty]

I have been looking through a lot of craigslist room/share rental postings lately, in a quest to find a new place to live. Whenever I am browsing a listing and I read "40 year old male with cat" or something similar to that, I skip to the next listing. It doesn't matter how good the place seems or how good the price is. I'm not exactly sure why. But I do know that I don't want to be that creeper who is desperate to get someone to rent out a room when I get older.

Unless your some millionaire bachelor for life, It's probably a good idea to try and get married sometime in your late thirties at the latest. I figure this concept is really obvious, but it became much more apparent to me while I was looking at the listings, and my initial reaction upon reading about who I could end up living with. Hopefully this doesn't offend any posters here. I'm pretty sure most of the older posters here are either in relationships or have kids in their own homes.

 

[fiveteamer]

Duck sauce.

 

[Blitty]

God Bless Satan.

 

[roguejuror]

You had it good where you were man

 

[rito]

Don't get married. Live alone.

 

[Polaroid]

Live alone.

And get a cat.

 

[fiveteamer]

Who wants to die alone?

 

[rito]

I want to die alone.

 

[fiveteamer]

Gamelive is making me suicidal

 

[Mudcat]

I don't find the post offensive exactly. I might object slightly that it has a preachy tone and suggests everyone fits in the same conventional box - which is not my experience. But whatever. If this is a new idea to you and it feels important then good.

 

[Blitty]

You had it good where you were man

I think I found a good spot. It's in the heart of the east village, with two dudes around my age.

Closer to bars = Easier to wheel vag back

 

[Archie]

Brock Landers is married

Charlie Sheen lives alone

 

[Blitty]

I don't find the post offensive exactly. I might object slightly that it has a preachy tone and suggests everyone fits in the same conventional box - which is not my experience. But whatever. If this is a new idea to you and it feels important then good.

I don't think I have ever posted anything preachy. Just stating my thought process. But I will admit that I was generalizing that most single older men with cats are creepy. You are the exception in my book muddy. Although you don't fit here because you're not single. I think patty and selma portray these characters accurately.

 

[roguejuror]

I think I found a good spot. It's in the heart of the east village, with two dudes around my age.

Closer to bars = Easier to wheel vag back

ya that damn station was always broken lol

 

[roguejuror]

I think I found a good spot. It's in the heart of the east village, with two dudes around my age.

Closer to bars = Easier to wheel vag back

ya that damn station was always broken lol

 

[kato]

i don't want to die

 

[reno cool]

thread better than expected.
I'm almost 40, have no desire for a cat or some guy to share living space with.
maybe I just hate everything

 

[Archie]

Reno, do you hate your mullet?