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Mudcat

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Meaning hemorrhoids. I call them hammerheads because one time I tried to type hemorrhoids but I spelled it wrong and spellcheck tried to guess what I was going for and it suggested hammerheads.

And I thought, 'I like that very much. Hammerheads.'

I don't get them often but I've got them now. I guess it is from sitting on my ass so much over the holidays and not exercising.

Heartbreaking.
 
Sorry to hear that buddy but all I advise you is not to do anything illegal that could send you to prison! We all have seen pics of you and IMO you would be quite the male cougar catch for one of the fellas there.
 
MrMonkey
No way! I rather see you post another dead cat pic than that!
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Thats the gamelive mascot you speak of.

this should hold you:
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Muddy, back over across the street I had an ill-fated attempt at humor with this very subject. Out of the blue I directed a thread to Robyn asking her how I should deal with it. It was because at the time I thought Robyn was nurturing and motherly and would obviously know some special rememdy for hemorrhoids.

Turns out Robyn wasn't as nurturing or motherly as I thought and more importantly was not amused.
 
MrMonkey
Sorry to hear that buddy but all I advise you is not to do anything illegal that could send you to prison! We all have seen pics of you and IMO you would be quite the male cougar catch for one of the fellas there.
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That is good advice. It would be bad enough to end up as prison currency under any conditions, but with hammerheads I imagine it would be a complete bummer.



betplom
pics or fucking ban - storyteller.

lots of blood when you wipe?
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No, no blood at all. Just a big bump like a pencil eraser in a place where you don't want a big bump like a pencil eraser.

Very minor case of the hammerheads which I expect will go away as I return to my normal active and healthy lifestyle. The situation is probably not significant enough for a thread of its own but I just like to say hammerheads.
 
wal66
Muddy, back over across the street I had an ill-fated attempt at humor with this very subject. Out of the blue I directed a thread to Robyn asking her how I should deal with it. It was because at the time I thought Robyn was nurturing and motherly and would obviously know some special rememdy for hemorrhoids.

Turns out Robyn wasn't as nurturing or motherly as I thought and more importantly was not amused.
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Hmmm....sorry about that, Wally?

GL with the butt grapes, Muddy.
 
Interesting. I remember getting a hammerhead after my all-nighter in the hospital with Jenny a few months back. My thinking at the time was, I can't even remember the last time I had a hammerhead.

But apparently it was January 4th, 2011.
 
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