HUGH NEWS: GL Baby Matty is on the way!! His boys can swim!!

[Blitty]

Congrats Brother!!

I feel like I'm partly responsible for making this happen. I just had a feeling there was something special about you two crazy kids.

TP rolls and poutine are the secret to success!!



OUIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Matty]

Took exactly one attempt!

 

[Mudcat]

 

[betplom]

Mattaaaaaaaaay!

Congrats pal.

You're life is officially over as you knew it AND you won't be getting laid like you used to.

 

[Matty]

That's okay. About time to stop being a fuck-up.

We're getting pre-qualified for a mortgage tonight plommer. Ponder that for a moment.

 

[betplom]

Pre-qualifying for a mortgage, all because of unprotected intercourse.

God is great!


Ok, seriously now, will you guys be staying in Ontario or heading back to Quebec to raise that kid?

 

[Blitty]

Matty is sitting on 6 figures and he's fertile.


I have a feeling plommer is due now...

 

[Matty]

Pre-qualifying for a mortgage, all because of unprotected intercourse.

God is great!


Ok, seriously now, will you guys be staying in Ontario or heading back to Quebec to raise that kid right?

Depends on how much we pre-qualify for.

Nah not really. Looking to buy in TO.

(Again, this is still very early and the odds of miscarriage are quite high. Not that we won't keep trying 'til it works.)

 

[Blitty]

So now you have to propose before the baby starts kickin' or you're a lowlife yada yada...? How does that work again?



I'm already shopping my Canadian Tuxedo for the wedding:

 

[Matty]

Yeah. I got a taste of WASP conservatism this weekend when we announced the news to her parents. My parents were thrilled - hers were mostly concerned that we weren't married. They got a piece of my Frenchie mind. Bunch of lunatics.

A ring is forthcoming over the next few weeks. I got the setting picked, now I just need a stone.

I like that style blitterballs. Might complement with a Habs t-shirt for some color contrast.

 

[PuckOff]

Mattaaaaaaaaay!

Congrats pal.

you won't be getting laid like you used to.

This, that or whatever!!!

 

[PuckOff]

If this news is true then Congrats, Mathieu. I have lots of toddler TML leaf jerseys, pj's, shirts etc that I can send to you. I actually have a TON of very nice clothes that we can't even practically give away. We gave some to the frenchie dude across the street. The dude who's wife has a rat tail. Strange couple, but it's nice seeing their toddler trying to walk and seeing him with some of our childrens old duds on.

 

[Blitty]

Why are the miscarriage odds so high?

 

[betplom]

Why are the miscarriage odds so high?

Mixed ethnicity, French/English.

I keed.

But seriously, miscarriages are just higher for first time mothers, less likely with subsequent pregnancies.

 

[MrMonkey]

- hers were mostly concerned that we weren't married.

Congrats unofficially Mr&Mrs Matty! Instantly my first thought also! Guess I really am old balls!

 

[MrMonkey]

God is great and so are you Plommer! Awesome! LOL!

 

[Matty]

If this news is true

Why does everyone doubt me?

Me - I wouldn't joke about that!
Daddy Rain - Um, yes you would.
Me - Common! Why would I do that?
Daddy Rain - To amuse yourself.



Pwned by his own genitor boys. Shit still burns.

I'm 110% pregnant.

 

[rito]

Uh oh better get back to work.

Congrats Matty!