How to pickup women at work - advice from plomstein!

[betplom]

When you see an attractive waitress/bartender etc make eye contact and use your forefinger to signal for her to come over.

When she arrives (in a cool voice) simply say:

"See, I made you come using just one finger, imagine how good you'll feel when I use all of me"!

If you don't get any using this line there is no hope for you.

 

[roguejuror]

 

[Matty]

It's all in the delivery.

 

[MrMonkey]

Plommer!

 

[pico]

lol

 

[Bread]

It's all in the delivery.

Matt Rain's delivery service.

 

[Matty]

Typical.

 

[Bread]

I'm sorry but that shit is funny.

 

[roguejuror]

has it worked for you plomberg?

 

[Mudcat]

Betplom is our Pierce Brosnan with the suaveness and whatnot.

 

[betplom]

has it worked for you plomberg?

Rogue, asking me this means you doubt me.

 

[MrMonkey]

I'm sorry but that shit is funny.

It's OK Bread, as a man of faith I can tell you when you see things like this it is the Lord himself doing troubles! You else is responsible?

 

[Bread]

Monkey is that you in your avatar? Would explain a lot

 

[MrMonkey]

Monkey is that you in your avatar? Would explain a lot

No, but my inner soul is happy gay like him at the moment because the Gamelive play of the day is 2-1! Bread, I so glad someone like yourself knows me well! Usually I have to pay someone and sit on their couch to understand me!