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HOW TO GET UNDER A POSTER'S SKIN.........

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Archie

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ok. I actually don't know how to do this. I'm kinda an amateur. I've never done it

I've witnessed ways that don't work though.

just a few off the top of my head.

1.) tell a poster that his wife is FAT
2.) tell a poster that his gf is un-attractive
3.) challenge the poster to a MATH-off
4.) calculate the %'s of a poster winning a "capping contest" and tell him daily
5.) there is most likely a circle jerk thing in here. but I don't care
6.) tell the poster how you don't obey the LAW......cept strip club security
7.) Do a ton of Drugs and then get sober for 18 days and brag about it
8.) ask a poster repeatedly, what the "bartender" looked like
9.) threaten to change the VERSION of you/posting style whatever
10.) tell a poster trying to lose 20 lbs that you have a bf % of 6
bonus
11.) look like a big douche bag
12.) threaten to rip a posters intestines out
13.) not be Iwinyourmoney
14.) not be up for playing softball with casper or potato
15.) call Wally Fat


i'm just playing. we just need some banter on this board.

i'm sure i'm out of line with many of these, and i'm guilty of over half of them too.

but if anyone has tips on actually HOW to get under a poster's skin........ let me know
 
I'm not gonna lie...this post was pretty good.

I'm not looking to WAR with MF again anytime. Enjoying the sounds of silence.

But gotta give a bit of credit where it's due.

Let's get oiled up and take a shirtless picture together, buddy.

Post it on the forum afterward? Sounds like a good idea.

That wouldn't be uber douchey would it? Nah.
 
when you establish that responding= getting under one's skin

you can do wonders....

by the way. I have so many hot pictures of me all oiled up, that i'm willing to share....WITHOUT THE BOXERS..... why would I be ashamed?

email me at [email protected]

I'll give you inspiration.

and my head is not mis-shaped
 
Everyone knows I'm the chairman of making this place as gay as it can get. That was pretty epic in the gay department, no doubts.

Pic?????

now you got under MY skin

there were many many pics MORE THAN ONE.... all more gay than the rest.

I'm putting them out there for a gay response....







its unreal how only the MANLIEST posters bring these pics up though..................... hmmmmmmm


I gotta rethink my target audience and whose mental real-estate i'm hitting with my fine body
 
Everyone knows I'm the chairman of making this place as gay as it can get. That was pretty epic in the gay department, no doubts.

I guess that's why certain people here don't like to "share" anything on this forum. It's pretty easy to rip on other people when you're too chickenshit to actually post anything about your own life. But I guess it's pretty apparent why those people wouldn't...
 
I agree MF

everyone here should share a shirtless pic
a vid showing their ass in a bathtub
there place of "employ"
their cock in a tp roll
pics and video of their fiancee
dates and times of their wedding
the link to their live feed of the wedding

am I leaving somthing out?

oh, you just want dirty sexy details you little perv
 
I agree MF

everyone here should share a shirtless pic
a vid showing their ass in a bathtub
there place of "employ"
their cock in a tp roll
pics and video of their fiancee
dates and times of their wedding
the link to their live feed of the wedding

am I leaving somthing out?

oh, you just want dirty sexy details you little perv

So in the year and half of Gamelive, you've shared three sentences of information. Bravo!