How much on a scale of 1-10 do you enjoy your morning bowel movement?

[bacon]

On weekdays I'm like a solid 7. This morning Cami visited which bumped it up to an 8. Always a very peaceful, tranquil time to gather self and thoughts. Weekends is more like a 5 it's all about just getting it done and proceeding with festivities. I guess that's ((5*7)+(2*5))/7 so I'm a 6.42857142857 to be rounded down to a 6.

 

[Cami]

I don't really enjoy them per say. I just do it quick as possible and move on with my day. THE END.

 

[MikeyLo]

8

 

[PuckOff]

I absolutely LOVE having a good dump. My average time on the shitter is 15 minutes. It's quality quiet time.

 

[Mudcat]

There is a range of experience but it is generally a good thing. I come up with a composite number of 7.

 

[Matty]

I don't shit every morning. I wish.

 

[Cami]

My average time in the bathroom, is 3 minutes at most.

 

[bacon]

The first female to show sincere joy about their morning dump wins gamelive.

 

[CASPERWAIT$]

What's a morning dump.

By the time the coffee and protein powder hits my colon, it's noon.

 

[Mudcat]

My rating would be higher if I had better toilets in my life. I have 2 main toilets - home and work - and they are both left wanting.

Not that they aren't both comfortable to sit on and reasonably sanitary. They are. But the toilet at home is wimpy. It's readiness to clog up with a mansized dump . . . it brings me down. You have to dump then flush then wipe. Trying to flush dump plus TP is just asking for trouble. So you dump and flush and then wipe - then you have to leave it sitting there for awhile with shitty toilet paper in the water - because it is extremely slow to reload. Kinda gross. Fairly often you end up having to plunge it anyway. Ugh.

Meanwhile the toilet at work is just too busy. There is just one toilet for the men and many of the men seem to have issues. The toilet is in much more demand than it should be. We got guys who must dump 6 times a day. There are multiple negative implications. The seat is often too warm. You don't want that much inherited ass heat. And while it is not visibly unsanitary, there is often a bad smell. It's not just shit - there is something indescribable and unholy in there.

A consistently better pooping experience. Man o man I dream of the day.

 

[Boner_18]

It's pleasant in that it's very predictable but i am a quick shitter and I have better things to do. So i guess a 7? 6?

 

[Blitty]

I absolutely LOVE having a good dump. My average time on the shitter is 15 minutes. It's quality quiet time.

My bum would get numb and become painful if it sat for that long.

 

[FreeFalling]

I find them very fulfilling to complete my morning and prepare for the day

 

[Gilmartin]

Shitting is more of an evening thing for me.

 

[PuckOff]

My bum would get numb and become painful if it sat for that long.

I figured your ass would be used to receiving pain.