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How do I become a premier interwebz CRUSHER?

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How does a lowly idiot like me become a premier internetz CRUSHER like Bateman or MonkeyFOcker? I mean, forget about the fact that I have a great job that affords me the lifestyle I desire and the trappings that go with it.

How do I fill this giant, helpless void that prevents me from becoming a cutting edge CRUSHER who is smarter and stronger than any run of the mill, pathetic internet poster craving attention of any kind?

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I am sorry Daft, but if you have to ask, it is a lost cause.

You will die alone.

In all seriousness, to put Bateman in the same sentence as F0cker is kind of ridiculous. Bateman does nothing but cause trouble.

MF freely admits he is just pushing buttons and is having fun. People get way too overworked over an internet debate which is why I never get involved with them. I say my peace and if people disagree, then oh well. MF gives away great gambling advice and will answer any gambling questions you might have. You really need to let it go.
 
Step 1: Have enough confidence in yourself in your normal life to not care what some lowlife at the other end of a keyboard thinks about you.

You'll be working on that one for a while. When you're ready, I'll continue. Baby steps, Daftyson.
 
Shanty is pure talent. That can't be taught.
Monkey, I'm a little worried about the guy, honestly. I appreciate an angry perspective, and believe I share some of his frustrations.
But that shit's got to take a toll on you. Then there's the drugs. Who knows?
 
If someone has a car, say it is a homosexual car. If someone has no car, say it is homosexual to not have a car.

Living in a house is homosexual, living in an apartment is homosexual, living in a trailer is homosexual etc. etc.

Accuse people of having a skin condition. Caused by homosexuality.

Accuse people of having sub-par appliances where they live. Which is homosexual.

Make frequent references to how males want to suck a dick in a homosexual way.



Then if someone says you are homosexual, you say, "Oh sure, homosexual jokes. Real original."



Self-delusion is important.
 
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If someone has a car, say it is a homosexual car. If someone has no car, say it is homosexual to not have a car.

Living in a house is homosexual, living in an apartment is homosexual, living in a trailer is homosexual etc. etc.

Accuse people of having a skin condition. Caused by homosexuality.

Accuse people of having sub-par appliances where they live. Which is homosexual.

Make frequent references to how males want to suck a dick in a homosexual way.



Then if someone says you are homosexual, you say, "Oh sure, homosexual jokes. Real original."



Self-delusion is important.
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:yes: Repetition is key. It's all about breaking the other guy's will not to be homo.
 
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Matt Rain, you made incorrect use of an apostrophe there. You must have been dreaming about sucking a dick.




Now if someone comes back at me saying I am gay to worry about punctuation on an internet betting forum, I say, "Gay jokes. Real original."

And then I go on to comment that their microwave oven is of inferior quality and is the kind of microwave oven that homosexuals prefer.
 
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