How Can I Get The Maid To Give Me......

[CASPERWAIT$]

A handjob?

She's single and I'm in the mood.

Obviously offering her $$ is off the table.

I've seen movies on Porn Hub that deal with this, but they are all in Russian.

She'll be here in 3 hours.

 

[FairWarning]

Paging Plommer

Wait, you have a maid now? I'm living life wrong.

 

[Matty]

This guy knows how. It cost him his job and his marriage and he was on house arrest for a bit, but he did get sucked off by the maid so he wins.

 

[Matty]

Paging Plommer

Wait, you have a maid now? I'm living life wrong.

Hotel maid.

 

[roguejuror]

Didn't the Terminator fuck his maid?

 

[Matty]

Had a child with her.

 

[IAG]

:

 

[bacon]

You can start by stopping e-pandhandling efforts.

Here, at least.

 

[CASPERWAIT$]

You can start by stopping e-pandhandling efforts.

Here, at least.

What the hell are you talking about?

 

[Matty]

Yeah what the hell, bacon.

 

[bacon]

I meant that in the most relaxed, non e-panhandliing way possible.

 

[IAG]

Casper has moved on to panhandjobbing....or something like that.

 

[bacon]

Guys let's all give "him" money so he can tell us another lame story.

Let's do an auction for it.

I just saw an old piece of tin foil dirty with some smeared food, in the trash.

The bidding starts there. If someone one ups me with a piece of dog shit rolled in vomit my feelings will really get hurt.

 

[FairWarning]

Weeeeeeee

 

[bacon]

You're right FW. I need to be better about recycling.

 

[FairWarning]

Me too

 

[MrX]

Guys let's all give "him" money so he can tell us another lame story.

Easy, there, pal. That was one of the best stories I've ever heard.

 

[MrX]

As for the maid.



Mild flirting and then get the hell out of her way if she's not obviously interested.