Hey Matty, Let's Be Friends Again

[CASPERWAIT$]

Not Facebook or GL friends.

Just friends.

I miss the old days where you would give me your pipe for safe keeping. I miss our days of loveable banter.

We are both older and fatter (you wiser).

I want to make 2015 the year of friendship.

If Ray Ray and I can be civil and ahem dare I say friendly towards each other, I think you and I can break bread.

As long as you don't make me pay for the bread.

 

[bacon]

don't do it Matty

trap

 

[IAG]

Odds of Matty biting when he hasn't after 20 minutes of being active on the forum +250

 

[bacon]

I think Casper's end game here is another pipe.

and I don't mean the kind you use to smoke weed.

 

[Matty]

I feel like distance is an obstacle, Casperballs. I'm not much of a phone person. But if you want to send me creeper pics of DUnit, I'll give you my #.

 

[IAG]

Your Pinkman is shipping today Matty. It's snail mail and I spelled your name incorrectly on the printed label, but it should get there...eventually. Not sure you need Casper if you have Jesse en route.


P.s. I had to fill out a customs form. Who knew? You guys really are a separate country.

 

[Matty]

We like to pretend that we're a real country. Sign here.

Can't wait to play with my Pinkman!!!

 

[roguejuror]

I think Casper's end game here is another pipe.

and I don't mean the kind you use to smoke weed.

 

[bacon]

yeah to elaborate he wants to suck the jizz out of machu's kok

 

[Matty]

pipe is french for blowjob

 

[CASPERWAIT$]

I don't have time to suck cock.

Way to labor intensive.

 

[PuckOff]

Yes or No, Casper. Have you ever sucked a cock you didn't like?

 

[CASPERWAIT$]

Some Asian guy in 1992.

Tasted like chicken.

 

[bacon]

you guys still talk?

 

[CASPERWAIT$]

you guys still talk?

We never really spoke. He just grunted a lot.

 

[Cami]

Not Facebook or GL friends.

Just friends.

I miss the old days where you would give me your pipe for safe keeping. I miss our days of loveable banter.

We are both older and fatter (you wiser).

I want to make 2015 the year of friendship.

If Ray Ray and I can be civil and ahem dare I say friendly towards each other, I think you and I can break bread.

As long as you don't make me pay for the bread.

awe, the feels are abound.

 

[roguejuror]

matty your avatar looks like a younger taco

 

[mrquincy]

Does Bread know that you to want to get together and 'break' him?