Have You Ever Smuggled Anything Ilegal Back Into The USA?

[RobbieP]

I did back in 2002. Nothing major. Just a small amount of ketamine. I was very nervous though.

Yes, I know ilegal is spelled illegal.

 

[roguejuror]

I, RogueJuror, have never smuggled anything illegal into the United States of America.

 

[Mrs. X]

Let me preface this with:

I no longer do any illegal activities. This was a long, long time ago and I regret it deeply. Please do not call the cops, homeland security or my local credit union.

When I was doing alot of drugs I took some coke with me (read in my lady parts) when I went out of town for a week. I was standing in line to check my bag high out of my mind. There was a field trip of grade school kids at the airport. While I was in line, they came by and stood less than 30 feet from me. Leading this informative tour was an agent with a drug sniffing dog schooling the 30 little first graders about how the airport works.

I had a very, very hard time holding it together.

 

[RobbieP]

Were you coming or going to the USA? Where did you start and where did you end up?

Let me preface this with:

I no longer do any illegal activities. This was a long, long time ago and I regret it deeply. Please do not call the cops, homeland security or my local credit union.

When I was doing alot of drugs I took some coke with me (read in my lady parts) when I went out of town for a week. I was standing in line to check my bag high out of my mind. There was a field trip of grade school kids at the airport. While I was in line, they came by and stood less than 30 feet from me. Leading this informative tour was an agent with a drug sniffing dog schooling the 30 little first graders about how the airport works.

I had a very, very hard time holding it together.

 

[Polaroid]

When I was doing alot of drugs I took some coke with me (read in my lady parts) when I went out of town for a week. I was standing in line to check my bag high out of my mind. There was a field trip of grade school kids at the airport. While I was in line, they came by and stood less than 30 feet from me. Leading this informative tour was an agent with a drug sniffing dog schooling the 30 little first graders about how the airport works.

I hope that pally doesn't miss this post.

 

[rito]

Only 3 cubans and 4 mexicans.

 

[RobbieP]

Only 3 cubans and 4 mexicans.

3 Cuban cigars and 4 mexicans? Are you a coyotte?

 

[Matty]

I, Matt Rain, have never smuggled anything illegal into the United States of America.

 

[Swarmy]

Let me preface this with:

I no longer do any illegal activities. This was a long, long time ago and I regret it deeply. Please do not call the cops, homeland security or my local credit union.

When I was doing alot of drugs I took some coke with me (read in my lady parts) when I went out of town for a week. I was standing in line to check my bag high out of my mind. There was a field trip of grade school kids at the airport. While I was in line, they came by and stood less than 30 feet from me. Leading this informative tour was an agent with a drug sniffing dog schooling the 30 little first graders about how the airport works.

I had a very, very hard time holding it together.

Wow. Talk about buzz kill.

 

[MonkeyF0cker]

I once smuggled two grapefruits across the border. And I'd do fuckin do it again too!

 

[PuckOff]

I, PuckOff, have never smuggled anything illegal into the United States of America.

 

[tullamore]

I never smuggled anything into the US, but I have smuggled shit out of the US.

 

[Tron]

Not a big fan of lifting weights in a courtyard under the supervision of armed prison guards


So no I, Daft, have not done any smuggling.


The word smuggling makes me think of Han Solo.

 

[Matty]

I suddenly feel compelled to repeat that I, Matt Rain, have never smuggled anything illegal into the United States.

 

[Bread]

Smuggled some Vics to Michigan once. Got a threesome out of the deal with Robyn's roommate.

Nu uh I ain't ashamed.

 

[betplom]

Not a big fan of lifting weights in a courtyard under the supervision of armed prison guards

Daft, you've tried it and didn't like it, or you fear it?

I, Plommer, have smuggled many illegal things into the United States of America and Canada too.

 

[Bread]

I bet Daft is packing a solid 8".

Dead serious.

 

[Swarmy]

I bet Daft is packing a solid 8".

Dead serious.

don't know how you got here, but good for you.