Have you Ever had to Launder Money?

[Archie]

Hypothetically? I mean at what point is it needed? I can't imagine that regular folk need to do this much.

it takes a big time swindle to make this needed right?

 

[fiveteamer]

I would just launder it through seedy off tracks. I'd be able to do that quite easily I think.

 

[rito]

All the time, at least sort of.

 

[Archie]

D-rito what kind of taxes do you have to file?

you don't have to worry about US taxes do you?


if so, how do you go about it?

 

[MrMonkey]

Never do anything that could potentially land me in prison! In the back of my mind afraid a guy like this could be my cellmate! Certifiably!

 

[rito]

Yes the us govt gets taxes out of me, stpid fuks. Us citizens living abroad still have to do us taxes.

 

[rito]

Poker stars and full tilt are good

 

[reno cool]

seems like a nice fellow Mr. M

 

[MrMonkey]

seems like a nice fellow Mr. M

Yea right! At least he is religious like me! He probably tell me let's role play where he is the priest and I'm the altar boy!

 

[Saulty]

Would not want to incriminate myself in public forums.

 

[roguejuror]

I, RogueJuror, have never done such thing.

 

[Matty]

I, RogueJuror, have never done such thing.

weeeeeeeee

 

[senco78]

no but my lawyer just advised me to withdraw all my cash from my MM acct and take a trip to Biloxi and lose it gambling.
cant discuss the circumstances why but I took his advice.
the money will vanish

anybody wanna meet up in Biloxi

 

[RayRay]

In life, a man needs 3 best friends... a doctor, lawyer and a banker... with a handful of good cop buddies. nuff said

 

[CASPERWAIT$]

I have cashed winning horse tickets for people so they didn't have to pay the taxes. I had enough losing tickets to balance it out.

 

[Matty]

no but my lawyer just advised me to withdraw all my cash from my MM acct and take a trip to Biloxi and lose it gambling.
cant discuss the circumstances why but I took his advice.
the money will vanish

anybody wanna meet up in Biloxi

 

[senco78]

I'm back,bet it all on red and a black came up,
the money vanished with no trace
CYA is a motto I live by

 

[Matty]

better luck next time mike