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Have you ever brought home a cup of coffee from a shop and then forgotten about it?

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This happened to me today.

I brought home a double double from Tim Hortons and drank a bit of it. Then I forgot about it.

20 minutes later I notice the cup on my desk, I pick it up and shake it as I believed it to be empty - I though I finished it.
Imagine my glee as I realized it still contained half a cup of still warm coffee!

Today has been a good day boys.
 
One morning, I ordered one coffee and two pastries and I started walking out after the girl gave me one pastry. I was so out of it that I couldn't even hear her calling me back, another customer had to run for me and grab my shoulder.

Boys, we was messed up.
 
coffee is for hipsters...never touch the crap...

ive paid at a drive thru before and driven off instead of waiting for the food :smack: ... i want to believe everyone has done it a time or two, but i dont think thats true :nope:
 
Stevie, go to the minimart when MM girl is working and order two bacon flips.... go to pay before they are done with a 100 dollar bill.... then pretend like your phone is vibrating in your pocket, and answer it before you get your change.... go right outside the front doors talk animatedly for 3 mins.... look pissed off and dejected...

walk directly home.

whence home..... put on your sexiest undies and ball gag

wait for MM girl to come to your house with 2 bacon flips and change.....

I'll let you arrange the rest......
 
Archie
Stevie, go to the minimart when MM girl is working and order two bacon flips.... go to pay before they are done with a 100 dollar bill.... then pretend like your phone is vibrating in your pocket, and answer it before you get your change.... go right outside the front doors talk animatedly for 3 mins.... look pissed off and dejected...

walk directly home.

whence home..... put on your sexiest undies and ball gag

wait for MM girl to come to your house with 2 bacon flips and change.....

I'll let you arrange the rest......
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I drive off from the drive through after paying all the time, before getting my food....

not out of forgetfulness.... but how could I ever look at myself in the mirror and not feel guilty and hate myself if I put that filth in this temple??????

i'm weak sometimes boyzzz... but luckily they are slow at the KFC drive through around here...
 
Yes, forgot bout it and left it on the kitchen table and then after I "couldn't give a shit" on the toilet, realized I had a coffee that I didn't drink yet! If you "don't give a shit" bout my story, I won't be offended!
 
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