Jello
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Guys this isn't even funny man. I'm thinking about now and it's like....chance of a lifetime and it was right there and it didn't happen.
There's one girl I work with that I sleep with fairly regularly. Her best friend works there too (as of a couple months ago) and we have some real chemistry. She lives with her boyfriend but she's a hostess and I'm a manager and we stand at the front all night and flirt with each other. The other night we got to talking and I find out she used to be a real freak.
So tonight I go out with some friends from work. One of our boys is in town for a few days. He used to work there but he moved to NYC and he was back for a night so we all went to the local bar. The girl I hook up with starts texting me about come out to Norfolk.... like a 30 minute drive. I'm like no... I'm hanging out with people...S (the dude) is here and she's like he's supposed to come out with us...I'm like "well, I don't think so." "Well, me and A are going to come there." I say "it's not worth it. We're all over it. Not going to be here long."
Yadda yadda..... at some point in this whole thing it starts to get frisky in the texts. The OTHER girl starts texting me too. She's like come out. Lets party. I'm like...no way. It's a 30+ minute drive. She's like, we're looking to get crazy. I say the only thing ....the ONLY thing I'm driving out for is the 3 of us in tangled mess. She responds, "M says she's down and you KNOW I am.". So I say, OK. I head out and stop by my house on the way.
I call M (girl I hook up with) and she's moaning in the phone. I think she's fucking with me. SHe's like let me call you right back. She calls back and says sorry we were in the middle of something. I'm like...ok. For real?? For real. Ok. Well I'm coming out there but im ONLY coming out there for this and this better not be bullshit...ya'll better not be fucking with me. I swear to god. Other chick gets on the phone and is like "R, get out here now. We are lonely and ready to go."
So I'm like fuck yeah. I'm coming. I get on the highway and call them. Take this exit and call me back. 20 minutes later I call and I hear noise in the background. "Where are you?" "S called and we met him out at a bar down the road." Right then I knew it. I KNEW it. (S's the guy we work with in town for the night and he lives out in Norfioilk, After leaving the bar where we were all out he was heading home and called them back to meet them at a local place in there neck) So I just knew it was over. I said, "Alright, fuck it I'm turning around." M (who unfortunately really likes me) was like NO and then her friend A gets on the phone and is like "R, get your ass here. We're going to have a drink with S and then you, me and M are going back to my house to do unspeakable things to each other. " I literally said "Yes, ma'am." and hung up the phone.
I get there and it's just what I thought. Four or five games of pool. Several drinks. Each minute that passes makes me more and more sure that this aint happening. I told Spencer the plan and that he was cockblocking the dream. But he's like well why don't we both go home with one. Of course. Can't blame him. The whole time they're like "no it's still on. we just wanted to see him. we'll ditch him. dont worry." But he and Andrea are making out the next thing I know and then later I tell him "look, I don't know but they keep telling me you're going to get the boot here" and he says "well Andrea just told me that she feels bad cuz they led you on about a 3 way but she wants to go home with me." So I said fuck this and called it out at the table when everybody got back. Cards out. What are we doing? A wants to fuck S now, of course. M wants to fuck me, which I'm not going to do on principle at this point because I made it clear that I wasn't driving 40 minutes with a buzz for anything less than what was PROMISED to me. I can fuck her any time I want. I'm not going to reward her shenanigans...you know?
Anyway, I said fuck this. I'm out. Love you Sr and I'll see in NYC in January.
It's such a dissappointment though. It didn't hit me until later. I mean, it's the dream. Two really attractive girls. You make them gauran-fucking-tee that they know what you are coming out for and they are like HURRY THE FUCK UP. You get 5 minutes away....five minutes away! And then you realize that the dream is slipping through your fingers. You have to suffer through another hour of being reconvinced that it's going to happen by the girls, only to finally call it out at the end and have it confirmed that a lifelong fantasy....a dream that you've had since CHILDHOOD.... isn't going to happen. All because somebody made a flippant phone call on is way home. I texted S later and said no hard feelings. I'm sure he understands.
YOu guys understand right. This isn't meant to be funny. I'm really upset. I feel like a stud amateur pitcher getting ready to sign his first contract and then he blows his arm out the next game. I'm really down about this.
There's one girl I work with that I sleep with fairly regularly. Her best friend works there too (as of a couple months ago) and we have some real chemistry. She lives with her boyfriend but she's a hostess and I'm a manager and we stand at the front all night and flirt with each other. The other night we got to talking and I find out she used to be a real freak.
So tonight I go out with some friends from work. One of our boys is in town for a few days. He used to work there but he moved to NYC and he was back for a night so we all went to the local bar. The girl I hook up with starts texting me about come out to Norfolk.... like a 30 minute drive. I'm like no... I'm hanging out with people...S (the dude) is here and she's like he's supposed to come out with us...I'm like "well, I don't think so." "Well, me and A are going to come there." I say "it's not worth it. We're all over it. Not going to be here long."
Yadda yadda..... at some point in this whole thing it starts to get frisky in the texts. The OTHER girl starts texting me too. She's like come out. Lets party. I'm like...no way. It's a 30+ minute drive. She's like, we're looking to get crazy. I say the only thing ....the ONLY thing I'm driving out for is the 3 of us in tangled mess. She responds, "M says she's down and you KNOW I am.". So I say, OK. I head out and stop by my house on the way.
I call M (girl I hook up with) and she's moaning in the phone. I think she's fucking with me. SHe's like let me call you right back. She calls back and says sorry we were in the middle of something. I'm like...ok. For real?? For real. Ok. Well I'm coming out there but im ONLY coming out there for this and this better not be bullshit...ya'll better not be fucking with me. I swear to god. Other chick gets on the phone and is like "R, get out here now. We are lonely and ready to go."
So I'm like fuck yeah. I'm coming. I get on the highway and call them. Take this exit and call me back. 20 minutes later I call and I hear noise in the background. "Where are you?" "S called and we met him out at a bar down the road." Right then I knew it. I KNEW it. (S's the guy we work with in town for the night and he lives out in Norfioilk, After leaving the bar where we were all out he was heading home and called them back to meet them at a local place in there neck) So I just knew it was over. I said, "Alright, fuck it I'm turning around." M (who unfortunately really likes me) was like NO and then her friend A gets on the phone and is like "R, get your ass here. We're going to have a drink with S and then you, me and M are going back to my house to do unspeakable things to each other. " I literally said "Yes, ma'am." and hung up the phone.
I get there and it's just what I thought. Four or five games of pool. Several drinks. Each minute that passes makes me more and more sure that this aint happening. I told Spencer the plan and that he was cockblocking the dream. But he's like well why don't we both go home with one. Of course. Can't blame him. The whole time they're like "no it's still on. we just wanted to see him. we'll ditch him. dont worry." But he and Andrea are making out the next thing I know and then later I tell him "look, I don't know but they keep telling me you're going to get the boot here" and he says "well Andrea just told me that she feels bad cuz they led you on about a 3 way but she wants to go home with me." So I said fuck this and called it out at the table when everybody got back. Cards out. What are we doing? A wants to fuck S now, of course. M wants to fuck me, which I'm not going to do on principle at this point because I made it clear that I wasn't driving 40 minutes with a buzz for anything less than what was PROMISED to me. I can fuck her any time I want. I'm not going to reward her shenanigans...you know?
Anyway, I said fuck this. I'm out. Love you Sr and I'll see in NYC in January.
It's such a dissappointment though. It didn't hit me until later. I mean, it's the dream. Two really attractive girls. You make them gauran-fucking-tee that they know what you are coming out for and they are like HURRY THE FUCK UP. You get 5 minutes away....five minutes away! And then you realize that the dream is slipping through your fingers. You have to suffer through another hour of being reconvinced that it's going to happen by the girls, only to finally call it out at the end and have it confirmed that a lifelong fantasy....a dream that you've had since CHILDHOOD.... isn't going to happen. All because somebody made a flippant phone call on is way home. I texted S later and said no hard feelings. I'm sure he understands.
YOu guys understand right. This isn't meant to be funny. I'm really upset. I feel like a stud amateur pitcher getting ready to sign his first contract and then he blows his arm out the next game. I'm really down about this.
