Golden State Killer

[Blitty]

This guey was caught after 40 years.

They used his relatives DNA from those ancestry website deals.

Patton Oswalts late wife was obsesssed with the case and wrote a book about it.

Interesting stuff.

Will Netflix or Amazon be first to create a documentary about everything?

 

[Tron]

A lot of people put a lot of time and effort into this case and I’m beyond happy for all of them.

Another creepy weirdo white guy. This ones a former cop.

They need to Netflix his execution.

 

[Blitty]

Agreed

When do you retire tronner?

Do you get a fat pension?

 

[Tron]

I’m not a police officer anymore. I’ve got a more lucrative gig now. I’m too young to collect my pension. That’s down the road. My pension will be good. I won’t be a wealthy man, though. How much do you envision my pension being?

 

[Boner_18]

This guey was caught after 40 years.

They used his relatives DNA from those ancestry website deals.

Patton Oswalts late wife was obsesssed with painkillers and took so many she died.

Interesting stuff.

Will Netflix or Amazon be first to create a documentary about everything?

Ftfy

 

[Blitty]

She just took Xanax for dinner and Adderall for breakfast on a daily basis.

What’s the big deal?

 

[reno cool]

Great, I didn't even realize there was a golden state killer

 

[Blitty]

I’m not a police officer anymore. I’ve got a more lucrative gig now. I’m too young to collect my pension. That’s down the road. My pension will be good. I won’t be a wealthy man, though. How much do you envision my pension being?

When I think pension I think: 5-10K a month for the rest of your life. And then your significant other can take over till they die.

Does that sound right?

 

[max headroom]

What the fuck even is going on here?

Jesus. I was convinced I was the crazy one but this shit is fucking insane.

Wait ok so.

What?

Blitty I need you to punch me in the face roughly eight times and tell me not to suck. Then we have four pitchers.

Then I bring you to a strip club and those pearlies do it to both of us and we snort coke off of their tits.

That would be alright I guess.

I NEVER said any of this, for the record.

 

[Blitty]

Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

 

[max headroom]

Ha

Yup.

 

[Tron]

When I think pension I think: 5-10K a month for the rest of your life. And then your significant other can take over till they die.

Does that sound right?

Very close. You’re sharp, Blitty.

Significant other usually only gets the pension for 10 years or so after you die.