Fu Manchu
The Insidious Doctor
- Since
- Jan 27, 2010
- Messages
- 12,507
- Score
- 12
- Tokens
- 0
- am i wanted by any angry spouse or underworld enforcer?
-have i concealed all incriminating marks and/or newly obtained tattoos from plain sight?
-is there unaccounted for photographic/video footage of me in a compromising situation?
-has my family's good name been publicly tarnished?
-is there a reasonable explanation for tire marks on my clothing?
-is the mudshark in the bathtub hungry?
-are there any undomesticated animals present and if so, are they fierce?
-do the hair clippings in the sink belong to my body and if not, will they sufficiently cover my newly shaven eyebrows?
-how do you get boxer shorts OFF an orangutan?
-have i concealed all incriminating marks and/or newly obtained tattoos from plain sight?
-is there unaccounted for photographic/video footage of me in a compromising situation?
-has my family's good name been publicly tarnished?
-is there a reasonable explanation for tire marks on my clothing?
-is the mudshark in the bathtub hungry?
-are there any undomesticated animals present and if so, are they fierce?
-do the hair clippings in the sink belong to my body and if not, will they sufficiently cover my newly shaven eyebrows?
-how do you get boxer shorts OFF an orangutan?