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mrquincy

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On occasion I go through my junk mail folder and read the odd one and sometimes they just make me laugh.

Here is one I just looked at:

BLESSING FOR BOTH OF US!!!



I am John David the personal lawyer to Christine Lagarde Managing director International monitory fund IMF in USA. I know this will come to you as a surprise but it is a blessing for life and this transaction will be beneficial to you even on your retired days and you will be grateful to me for the rest of your life. During my investigation, I discovered funds that have been seized through the past government but due to my position now, I have discovered and confirmed that it can be released to you without any hitches. You are very lucky for me contacting you now because this is the best time to accomplish this transaction. This is an opportunity that comes which I cannot afford to lose because it is painful when you do not utilize a real opportunity. The details of the fund will be disclosed to you once you reply and bear in mind that your name will be used as the true beneficiary to the fund.

This is an inheritance that i discovered as I am in position now which i will give you more details. Just respond. For mutual benefit, please provide me with your Phone Number and your full address, reply so that I can give you the good news and the full details of the transaction. Relax your mind and be happy and also feel free to respond because this transaction is real and risk free. I will give you contacts of people that I have assisted to receive their fund in Europe and Canada, as well as here in the States. Your urgent response is needed with your full details if you are interested. The fund can be release to you anywhere in the world of your choice. Just be happy and respond with your details immediately. As soon as I hear from you with your details I will also give you more details and you should be happy because I know the secret to make this happen just reply and follow-up immediately.



Mr. John David
Personal Lawyer and chief spokesman of Managing director (IMF)
Contact me directly on the email: [email protected]
 
The spam is caught by the junk mail box for the most part RJ; I just like to go thru what it catches and read a few of them from time to time. I have had my one email as long as I have been on the interweb and I'm not gonna abandon it now.
 
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