Funny Google Voice translation

[Immortality]

I have a Google Voice number so my phone does not ring from any sports books but instead just goes into a voicemail. I then get a text from Google with the translation.

Look at this one and try to figure out what they said.

"Get an opportunity to check in with you but for the begging tomorrow morning at bye cash bonuses. Right now I'll just wanted to 100 come in small cannabis attached replica came to beat that. Give me a shout"

Wow a book has some weed for me as a bonus, That might get me to deposit with them

Does Shanty do Google's translating?

 

[Dunder]

So what are you waiting for?

Give him a shout and get your bye cash for the begging.

 

[Bread]

I bet that's Sharky calling you. It has to be.

 

[Immortality]

I bet that's Sharky calling you. It has to be.

I miss posting with Sharky. He is a good guy.

 

[Bread]

I've seen 3 guys jerking off in last half hour on chatroulette.

My eyes.

 

[Immortality]

I've seen 3 guys jerking off in last half hour on chatroulette.

My eyes.

pics?

 

[Acid Joe]

I was sure it was a shanty phone call from reading it.

 

[Bread]

No spanking pics. But this was my favorite encounter so far.