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Flyers say goodbye to Ice Girls

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I heard that some douchebag in Toronto used some math buddies to write an article describing how the Ice Girls are way over paid for the amount of hockey boners they provide with some crude made up on the spot metric


shortly thereafter the ice girls were dropped in Philly
 
They will be back!

http://deadspin.com/on-second-thought-the-flyers-will-bring-back-their-ice-1641175093

Big twist though - brand new crew, and auditions this weekend!

WHY NOT THE OLD GIRLS?

Better then Icedudes though, not that there's anything wrong with that!

"Flyers took part in a three-day outdoor festival and game called the Winter Classic. "It was 20 degrees and we were in shorts, with two pairs of stockings," a former ice girl told me. Depending on the day, they spent six to nine hours outdoors: "It really felt like we were in some kind of torture camp." Said another: "I've never been so cold in my life."

So now we bring in the new girls that will not complain or will also be dismissed! Just like the big boys girls, suck it up and OD KROW!
 
thats so silly. They cant afford to give them nice fur coats for outdoor classic? stupid league. If you gonna do this, do it right. cheap bastards.

Maybe they can shove a camera up ice girls's ass, kill two birds with one stone :thinking: