I heard that some douchebag in Toronto used some math buddies to write an article describing how the Ice Girls are way over paid for the amount of hockey boners they provide with some crude made up on the spot metric
shortly thereafter the ice girls were dropped in Philly
Big twist though - brand new crew, and auditions this weekend!
WHY NOT THE OLD GIRLS?
Better then Icedudes though, not that there's anything wrong with that!
"Flyers took part in a three-day outdoor festival and game called the Winter Classic. "It was 20 degrees and we were in shorts, with two pairs of stockings," a former ice girl told me. Depending on the day, they spent six to nine hours outdoors: "It really felt like we were in some kind of torture camp." Said another: "I've never been so cold in my life."
So now we bring in the new girls that will not complain or will also be dismissed! Just like the big boys girls, suck it up and OD KROW!