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Find It, Flip It, Flush It Baseball Play

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wal66

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Ok, so I have been very passively sitting on the sidelines watching everyone else do their thing wager wise. I havent had an urge to gamble and thats been a good thing. Now though I am bored and feel I need to do something for a little while at least.

Im going old school full degenerate mode with my plays. I call this method the Find It, Flip It, Flush It, method. This method is NOT recommended for the serious investor.

Find It: I open the games and I stare until one game stands out. Sometimes this is a very quick process and sometimes it could take a while. Eventually one game will stand out above all the rest.

Flip It: I have a lucky quarter (well I did till it lost 4 in a row then I spent that bitch) that I flip 5 times. Heads is always the home team and tails is always the road team. Whatever team comes up 3 out of 5 flips is the team Im on. If a team should come up 3 in a row from the start then I double the wager.

Flush It: This part Im not proud to be revealing but it is for the greater good. I take a dump, drop a deuce, shed a steamer, whatever you wanna call it. I then flush, should it all be over in just one flush then its the under, if however we have a floater and it takes multiple flushes then its an over.

Todays Play:

Arizona -123

No play on total since I had a fresh fruit bowl at lunch which skews results.





P.S. MonkeyFocker, I know you really hate it when professionals reveal secrets that can hurt your bottom line but I hope you will forgive me here.
 
I take a dump, drop a deuce, shed a steamer, whatever you wanna call it. I then flush, should it all be over in just one flush then it’s the under, if however we have a floater and it takes multiple flushes then it’s an over.


My deuces always flush on the first try. I never deliver floaters. I can't remember it ever happening.

It is interesting to compare poo quality with people on the forum.