It is once again time to review the Nina/Nina's sister Household rules for the Bama Football Championship game!!!! She and I have impatiently awaited this time of year since Bama brought home another championship last year. Anyone wishing to contact us during tonight's game: it is your responsibility to know what time the Bama game starts, after all, ignorance of the law is no excuse. As I have said before, my Mother raised us to believe that Paul Bear Bryant was more important than the POTUS in this country and I now feel that way about Saban. (He is CERTAINLY more important than our current excuse for a potus).
The doors to our household will be closed and locked no less than 30 minutes prior to kickoff. Do NOT knock on our doors, windows, or walls. To do so will result in being knocked out yourself. Do not call, text, fb message, email, or send notes by homing pigeons. We will not respond. To do so may result in your number/account being blocked from ours indefinitely. If you think that your "pressing matter" is an exception, I can assure you...it is not! My sister makes very few exceptions, and I am not even certain that they include me, so I don't think you should think so highly of yourself in this instance.
If you have an emergency, I suggest you either drive yourself to the nearest ER, call someone interested, or call 911. Trust me, they will care because it is their job to provide healthcare regardless of Bama's schedule.
Of course, if you REALLY think that you ABSOLUTELY have to speak with us, you may text "911" to MY phone only (do not irritate my sister), and I MAY contact you during a break. Key word is "may". If you do not hear from me, again, I request that you call 911 as I may have had a heart attack or stroke.
Keep in mind, my sister takes several potty/water/food/drink breaks during the game (DVR -pause is our friend) in an effort to relieve some anxiety; therefore, our breaks and/or halftime will most likely not coincide with "real time". Breaking any of these rules will most likely result in extremely high levels of anxiety for my sister, which I am not sure can be alleviated without her attacking you. Please familiarize yourself with these rules; as I said, ignorance of the law is no excuse!!
Having covered all of that......have a Happy Bama Football season, Carry on............and ROLL TIDE!!!!
