Favorite lines

[Cami]

"Oh no he called me a cracker....that's going to ruin my day....takes me back to a time when we owned land AND people, what a bummer" - Louis C.K.

"I fuckin hate dear, their just big rats with hooves" -Louis C.K.

 

[Cami]

Louis has to be my all time favorite comedian, he cracks me up every time.

 

[TrailerParkBoys]

"You'll be back on your knees in no time....."

Jack Nicholson to that Simon character in "As Good As It Gets".

 

[Cougar Bait]

Not sure it gets any better that some of these one liners, and all in 4 minutes...

 

[CASPERWAIT$]

Cocaine

 

[kid44]

He was a drill sargent in real life.