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Alright so we've been a little busy on the cyber scene. We've had a few that came and went. First off, the bad.
One sent me this
We got into serious texting and all that it was fun but she demanded I go completely dry so one day I was blowing off some steam at a casino and was like hey, I'm here getting fucked up. That was the end of that. She ended up throwing out some racist garbage because I do like my rap. Goodbye.
We had another one we went and met up with. Movies and music completely clicked. She shows up and I'm sorry I'm obviously no Tom Cruise but she's too big for me to hit. Obnoxious too. We're at the bar and I know I'm not going to hit it and she shows me some retarded online video game and how funny her friends are there. He said this, he said that. After a few drinks I'm like you know I'm right here right? I'd appreciate it based on how much money I spent on this trip if ya kinda paid attention to me because those guys are all lifeless geeks who can't get laid and it's all corny. That's right bitch when I play it's for real money. That shit is dumb. She makes herself comfortable in the executive suite at a hotel and rips out a bag of popcorn she brought for herself. That's fine I guess. So we were friends on facebook. She posts all this retarded stuff then one day posts about some Tinder guy who went on a "romantic encounter" then tets the girl afterwards "I'm sorry, you're too fat". I'm sorry, as you all know I used to play a decently high level of volleyball so if the bump is there and the set is better I'm gonna smash it. So I couldn't hold back. I only wrote "Bahahahaha". Immediately unfriended. Whatever, bait and switch with an attitude.
A number of them came and went because I dropped from the site for the racist who wanted me to go dry.
The good. This one keeps talking to me here and there:
I've dropped some nasty shit on her. Me when drunk "Baby I'd treat that naughty ass so fine."
Her in the morning "well then"
me" sorry I was drunk"
her "that's ok but yeah it was a little off"
Then from her "morning
.
She only responds to me once every day or so but she keeps doing it going on weeks. Now we're at
Her: How often do you party?
Me: here and there, you?
No answer. I think she's figuring out if I'm an actual functional person or not. She has a kid, a good job, etc. and is insanely hot.
Me from the last pic (today): Stunning new picture
No answer yet. I predict I get one in the next day or so because she knows I want everything now and that shit drives me nuts. Or, she's busy doing other things. Time will tell.
We have a confirmed date with another one Wednesday I won't show here for now. She's extremely cool probably not eactly my type but I know she's gonna get me fucked out there then probably back to her place. I'm cool with that.
There's another one that we lost before from the old profile but gained back today, I remembered her number via text. We don't have everything in common but I think we'll end up hanging out and doing country shit, I can roll with that too. Let's get a buzz on and play with 4 wheelers and guns sweetie.
There's a local one who I've run into twice. She's young but I think old enough. The first time I saw her I was coming back from getting my guitars and had bags and bags of stuff to bring in. She kept smiling big at me with these amazing killer eyes. I go into trying to impress her mode. So I explain to her about all the stuff I have to get and she says "well, good luck with that". Even sober yes I said, since they all know what I really do around here "baby, I don't even know if I need luck anymore". She burst out giggling and runs inside. So tonight after she lets me since I was stuck out there with two cases of beer and said enjoy your beer" in I go into Blittster mode (the only shots you lose are the ones you don't take) and gently knock on her door. I hear her sprint to the door. I say "listen, I never miss a shot. So I wanted to let you know that if you'd ever like to enjoy a couple of beers with me that'd be cool". She gives me a big smile and says "well thanks, that was very sweet". I say "you're welcome".
She's incredible and VERY close. That would be so good. Hey wanna get sloshed, play Jenga on the porch and go break bottles in an alley and scream? I do. Let's eat, drink and do whatever you want to do all the time.
That's where I'm at right now.
Oh and the strippers. Not dating at all (though I would in a heartbeat) but they treat me right. They know I pay well there so if I go there I get blasted talk obnoxious shit in the back room and I get slapped then get blindfolded with a bra and have my head forced back in half a second. Alot of people don't agree with it but it gets me by these times. They are pros there. I respect pro.
Mark my words Gents and ladies. This thread WILL BE legendary.
Watch it go.
Don't know if I can top Casper's Water heater shit or Blittster jumping out the bathroom window but I'm gonna sure fucking try.
I just got invited to a place by a serious guitarist I know in the area I haven't seen in I don't know, 15 years? Half crocked already.
Think I have to go though. Dude is what's up.
Pimp shirt, GO!
One sent me this
We got into serious texting and all that it was fun but she demanded I go completely dry so one day I was blowing off some steam at a casino and was like hey, I'm here getting fucked up. That was the end of that. She ended up throwing out some racist garbage because I do like my rap. Goodbye.
We had another one we went and met up with. Movies and music completely clicked. She shows up and I'm sorry I'm obviously no Tom Cruise but she's too big for me to hit. Obnoxious too. We're at the bar and I know I'm not going to hit it and she shows me some retarded online video game and how funny her friends are there. He said this, he said that. After a few drinks I'm like you know I'm right here right? I'd appreciate it based on how much money I spent on this trip if ya kinda paid attention to me because those guys are all lifeless geeks who can't get laid and it's all corny. That's right bitch when I play it's for real money. That shit is dumb. She makes herself comfortable in the executive suite at a hotel and rips out a bag of popcorn she brought for herself. That's fine I guess. So we were friends on facebook. She posts all this retarded stuff then one day posts about some Tinder guy who went on a "romantic encounter" then tets the girl afterwards "I'm sorry, you're too fat". I'm sorry, as you all know I used to play a decently high level of volleyball so if the bump is there and the set is better I'm gonna smash it. So I couldn't hold back. I only wrote "Bahahahaha". Immediately unfriended. Whatever, bait and switch with an attitude.
A number of them came and went because I dropped from the site for the racist who wanted me to go dry.
The good. This one keeps talking to me here and there:
I've dropped some nasty shit on her. Me when drunk "Baby I'd treat that naughty ass so fine."
Her in the morning "well then"
me" sorry I was drunk"
her "that's ok but yeah it was a little off"
Then from her "morning
.She only responds to me once every day or so but she keeps doing it going on weeks. Now we're at
Her: How often do you party?
Me: here and there, you?
No answer. I think she's figuring out if I'm an actual functional person or not. She has a kid, a good job, etc. and is insanely hot.
Me from the last pic (today): Stunning new picture
No answer yet. I predict I get one in the next day or so because she knows I want everything now and that shit drives me nuts. Or, she's busy doing other things. Time will tell.
We have a confirmed date with another one Wednesday I won't show here for now. She's extremely cool probably not eactly my type but I know she's gonna get me fucked out there then probably back to her place. I'm cool with that.
There's another one that we lost before from the old profile but gained back today, I remembered her number via text. We don't have everything in common but I think we'll end up hanging out and doing country shit, I can roll with that too. Let's get a buzz on and play with 4 wheelers and guns sweetie.
There's a local one who I've run into twice. She's young but I think old enough. The first time I saw her I was coming back from getting my guitars and had bags and bags of stuff to bring in. She kept smiling big at me with these amazing killer eyes. I go into trying to impress her mode. So I explain to her about all the stuff I have to get and she says "well, good luck with that". Even sober yes I said, since they all know what I really do around here "baby, I don't even know if I need luck anymore". She burst out giggling and runs inside. So tonight after she lets me since I was stuck out there with two cases of beer and said enjoy your beer" in I go into Blittster mode (the only shots you lose are the ones you don't take) and gently knock on her door. I hear her sprint to the door. I say "listen, I never miss a shot. So I wanted to let you know that if you'd ever like to enjoy a couple of beers with me that'd be cool". She gives me a big smile and says "well thanks, that was very sweet". I say "you're welcome".
She's incredible and VERY close. That would be so good. Hey wanna get sloshed, play Jenga on the porch and go break bottles in an alley and scream? I do. Let's eat, drink and do whatever you want to do all the time.
That's where I'm at right now.
Oh and the strippers. Not dating at all (though I would in a heartbeat) but they treat me right. They know I pay well there so if I go there I get blasted talk obnoxious shit in the back room and I get slapped then get blindfolded with a bra and have my head forced back in half a second. Alot of people don't agree with it but it gets me by these times. They are pros there. I respect pro.
Mark my words Gents and ladies. This thread WILL BE legendary.
Watch it go.
Don't know if I can top Casper's Water heater shit or Blittster jumping out the bathroom window but I'm gonna sure fucking try.
I just got invited to a place by a serious guitarist I know in the area I haven't seen in I don't know, 15 years? Half crocked already.
Think I have to go though. Dude is what's up.
Pimp shirt, GO!
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