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Lol thanks on harmonic. Yes always completely honest.

I sent you an email about the old jokes. I lost that recorder and all of them in the moves. Kiosk was good I think and there was some other good stuff.
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You sent me an email recently or when you sent those jokes?

I will say the same thing I probably said then. You are funny when you are regular posting in the course of a regular day (and not drunk.). I think you work too hard on these jokes and they fall flat. Then again, it takes a LOT to make me laugh. I'm not big on stand-up comedy. I don't know, maybe someone else could weigh in. I don't know if it's the joke, or the delivery, but it's not working for me.
Sorry...

Ps. Stop manically spending money. #toughloveadviceyouwillnotheed
 
I sent the email a bit ago. I would've done a pm here but I think they're gone. And the fact you're tough to make laugh makes it better because if I make you laugh and the the drunk easy to make laugh real life people such as fluzies like Caligirl and Teela will pee their pants and then I could make some money if the stuff's good enough. So shoot straight, always.

See I appreciate your sincerity very much, no need to be sorry ever. Yeah that joke seems like it has potential but it's not there yet.
 
Like a bit bit ago? Or two years ago or whenever you were working on those? I've been bad with email, Facebook, text, etc, for a while now. May have missed it if it was more recent. I probably could dig it out somehow if you wanted it, but my feeling is that you better stick with poker...or,work if the stuff people LOL about when you aren't trying.
 
I sent it at 5:14.

Yeah I'm sure I'll end up doing poker and work and that's cool, a lot tof guys doing that. I've had multiple people tell me I should be doing stand up though so I really want to see what I can do with that being raped (since I now have a pimp) and songwriting since I have time to do it now. If I have to go back to work my time and money will almost entirely have to be on that from the start.
 
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I sent it at 5:14.

Yeah I'm sure I'll end up doing poker and work and that's cool, a lot tof guys doing that. I've had multiple people tell me I should be doing stand up though so I really want to see what I can do with that being raped (since I now have a pimp) and songwriting since I have time to do it now. If I have to go back to work my time and money will almost entirely have to be on that from the start.
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Going back to work after time off sucks....or I imagine it will...once I actually do it.
 
Yeah same here and I don't want too. I have no beef with the poker crowd but the angling (that's when people are mean to the pro) gets too me. They can be so mean. Like, having your girl slam my iced tea in the garbage and ask me if it was mine is funny at first but when the waitress is moving very slow at 3 am and I'm completely sober but needed that caffeine to ensure getting home safely without dozing off that's really putting my health in jeopardy so that's fucked up. So many more stories about the angling but it's a waste of time. I now have to travel 6 hours and dress and act like a clueless dork just to ensure people to hopefullynot gang up on pro boy. Flattering, but fucked up. Plenty of cool people too but the negativity makes me sad, so I don't know if I'm tough enough that way to make it with poker but I'm going to try. When I get my energy back this trip is a crossroads for me. Can I not miss a move. Can I not cough up the non pro act. Sure it's gambling so I can win or lose but those two things are the important things. You just have to do the best you can to be perfect and I do very well with it but there's been leaks that need to stop. Tilt. Steam. Alcohol. A pretty girls talks to you. Whoops she has a boyfriend. The motorcyclers do not play if you don't give the game enough action and my game is all about lack of action. It's tough.

See but I think you'd have a good chance with poker if you went for it, I really do. You're an attractive female and poker would be a different world for you. You could really use that to your advantage.

I'd be interested like I said prior to see what would happen if you read Sklanksy Theory of Poker and developed a tight/aggressive style which I could help you with, mine's damn good.

Yeah going back to work would suck but it'll likely be with the same people I was with before and they're family to me so that's cool. It'd be the same, at home etc.

What do you think you'll end up doing?
 
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Yeah same here and I don't want too. I have no beef with the poker crowd but the angling (that's when people are mean to the pro) gets too me. They can be so mean. Like, having your girl slam my iced tea in the garbage and ask me if it was mine is funny at first but when the waitress is moving very slow at 3 am and I'm completely sober but needed that caffeine to ensure getting home safely without dozing off that's really putting my health in jeopardy so that's fucked up. So many more stories about the angling but it's a waste of time. I now have to travel 6 hours and dress and act like a clueless dork just to ensure people to hopefullynot gang up on pro boy. Flattering, but fucked up. Plenty of cool people too but the negativity makes me sad, so I don't know if I'm tough enough that way to make it with poker but I'm going to try. When I get my energy back this trip is a crossroads for me. Can I not miss a move. Can I not cough up the non pro act. Sure it's gambling so I can win or lose but those two things are the important things. You just have to do the best you can to be perfect and I do very well with it but there's been leaks that need to stop. Tilt. Steam. Alcohol. A pretty girls talks to you. Whoops she has a boyfriend. The motorcyclers do not play if you don't give the game enough action and my game is all about lack of action. It's tough.

See but I think you'd have a good chance with poker if you went for it, I really do. You're an attractive female and poker would be a different world for you. You could really use that to your advantage.

I'd be interested like I said prior to see what would happen if you read Sklanksy Theory of Poker and developed a tight/aggressive style which I could help you with, mine's damn good.

Yeah going back to work would suck but it'll likely be with the same people I was with before and they're family to me so that's cool. It'd be the same, at home etc.

What do you think you'll end up doing?
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. Hell I don't know. I wanted to start my own eldercare service, but haven't done too much with it. Even though I was getting paid for those three years. I wasn't really working in the traditional sense, so motivation is sooo tough. I'm going to have to force myself somehow. Still have some things to do on the house first....I want it ready to go when I decide I can't stand lawn maintenance etc any longer...townhouse is much better option for me than a 4 bedroom house, but cheaper for me to stay here I think.

I need very beginning poker lessons. I have played Texas hold 'em by only with the coaching and help of those I was playing with. I couldn't walk up to any regular casino table and play. Maybe professional relet LOL. That is one game I do actually win money at. Strange considering the poor odds.

I didn't know you had your old job waiting if you wanted. That's good. I don't have that option obviously, and I don't want to go back to Denver. I don't think. Actually I have been thinking of moving somewhere, I just don't know where. Possibly Minneapolis.
 
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. Hell I don't know. I wanted to start my own eldercare service, but haven't done too much with it. Even though I was getting paid for those three years. I wasn't really working in the traditional sense, so motivation is sooo tough. I'm going to have to force myself somehow. Still have some things to do on the house first....I want it ready to go when I decide I can't stand lawn maintenance etc any longer...townhouse is much better option for me than a 4 bedroom house, but cheaper for me to stay here I think. relet

I need very beginning poke her lessons. I have played with zamboni Texas hold 'em by only with the coaching and help of those I was playing with. I couldn't walk up to any regular casino table and play. Maybe professional LOL. That is one game I do actually win money at. Strange considering the poor odds. Minneapolis
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I didn't know you had your old job waiting if you wanted. That's FUCKING good. I don't have that option obviously, and I don't want to go back to Denver. I don't think. Actually I have been thinking of moving somewhere, I just don't know where. Possibly .
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Well you don't want to do Colorado, Reno Cool is out there and he's a fucking bastard. I can give you very beginning poker lessons if you want and advanced if you like it. The root of my game if very discliplined tight aggressive style but I can run over the table too if they're al ldoing the tight aggro thing. . You're my homie and my coach has been doing it for free so I'd consider it kharma, giving back and all that. Plus when you're teaching someone something it freshens up what you do and that's exactly what I could use right now, all the negativity from me being a fucking idiot to my awesome Father had me playing out of control which hurt me online a little but not as bad as Kerri FUCKING Walsh and April FUCKING ROSS. You cunts!!!! I mean, much respect. But you were supposed to win that!!!!!!!! That's 7 units and you were -240!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WTF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Anyway,

An eldercare service, nice. That sounds like a good fit for you based on how caring you are. Maybe you can start that then after I give you poker lessons you can get them to play with you and pick up their retirement accounts. That's a good cross sell and legal too. Maybe I'll do that. Sorry guys, no bingo here. But since you're stuck here and all if you want to play a game here's what we have. You start it for free then you slowly make the buy in bigger and bigger.

I have a good in buddy in Minny, seems happy enough. Why he hit on my highschool girlfriend. He KNEW she was a whore. We stalked eachother for a bit. I'm watching TV and I look up and she's at the window, and slowly walks away. Wtf? I'll never understand but he also tried to fuck my buddy's wife (prior to her being his wife) so it's understandable. He's just a horny person. Great guy and settled down now.

Thank God.

This weird girl blew him with teeth because she thought teeth were the right move but it was soon after she blew me with teeth so I forgot to warn him about the teeth. Then I felt up Mandy's tits immediately after my buddy broke up with her so that was cool. Then Holly pissed me off but still tried to get me to send her booze so I broke a bunch of bottles and sent them to her in the mail. They still gun on me for that.Rose was such a slut and was kinda of dating my boy then he leaves town and fucks Brian and they settle down. I hung out with her all the time and should have hit that. We got caught smoking weed on the street but the cops let us go because I worked with the one's brother. We all did a bunch of acid together and my boy sprinted naked on the beach at a crane because he thought he was the beastmaster got arrested then shit in the cop car but no permanent damage was done.

You're typing s lot of typos and weird stuff I don't entirely understand but that's fine, I appreciate the conversation.

For real, pro roulette? That's crazy. Do you have sustained profit over a long period of time?
 
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