Do you own a whistle?

[betplom]

Why?

 

[Matty]

I have a military whistle from my marine cadets days - not sure how this is called:

It's a cool whistle as long as you don't use it.

 

[Bread]

Awesome thread. Classic Plommer.

Matty you were in the marines? Marines cadets?

 

[Mudcat]

I do not have a whistle around here, no.

Also I am unable to whistle just using my lips.

If I am in sudden urgent need of some whistling, I'm screwed.

 

[Matty]

I was the Big Cheese in the cadets and my twin bro was #2. I had to use the whistle to order people around, signal the end of classes and shit. Got into a bunch of fistfights with lower-ranking cadets who didn't recognize my lack of authority. Good times.

 

[betplom]

I was the Big Cheese in the cadets .

I think you mean you were: "le grand fromage"

 

[roguejuror]

I was the Big Cheese in the cadets and my twin bro was #2. I had to use the whistle to order people around, signal the end of classes and shit. Got into a bunch of fistfights with lower-ranking cadets who didn't recognize my lack of authority. Good times.

is this some high school shit?

 

[Matty]

Don't you people have military cadet corps in the States? It's like army pre-school and it's run by the army. Ages 10 to 17 here IIRC.

Edit: you do! http://www.goarmycadets.com Why is everyone so confused when I mention cadets?

 

[MrMonkey]

Also I am unable to whistle just using my lips.

Remember the lisp thing and possible slight stroke victim? Unable to whistle just recently or as long as you can remember? Dr. Monkey in house!

 

[betplom]

Awesome thread. Classic Plommer.

This thread will be popular, I can feel it.

I'm looking forward to hearing from the broads on this topic.

 

[senco78]

Don't you people have military cadet corps in the States? It's like army pre-school and it's run by the army. Ages 10 to 17 here IIRC.

Edit: you do! http://www.goarmycadets.com Why is everyone so confused when I mention cadets?

I think it called the ROTC here

 

[Matty]

I think you mean you were: "le grand fromage"

I didn't wanna scare you off.

 

[betplom]

I didn't wanna scare you off.

That ship sailed a long time ago pal.

 

[mcbaseball10]

I do not own a whistle but will check the Adroid Market to see if there's an app for that.

 

[Matty]

That ship sailed a long time ago pal.

Like your pointless reminders that I'm French Canadian?

 

[betplom]

Like your pointless reminders that I'm French Canadian?

Mattaaaaay! If you want me to stop mentioning this fact I will do so as a favour to you, pal.

I know you guys have an inferiority complex already and I wouldn't want to enhance the feeling.

Sincerely,

your Anglo-Canadian pal,

plommer

 

[Matty]

Plommer, just stop it with the Swinging Johnson impression. It's not a good look on you.

 

[Bread]

Plommer, just stop it with the Swinging Johnson impression. It's not a good look on you.

Fuckin' ouch.