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do you like your job?

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Do you like your job?

  • yes, my job, the company, and the people are great.

    Votes: 11 61.1%

  • no, i hate it and would rather joke on a midgets dick

    Votes: 1 5.6%

  • sometimes, depends on the day. but really im picking this answer b/c it's the safest option.

    Votes: 3 16.7%

  • i love my job as much as tim tebow loves jesus. and i love jesus too

    Votes: 3 16.7%
  • Total voters
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HELLO PAL!

I don't hate my job, as I don't currently have one.

I don't dislike work, but I also do not love it.

I trust this satisfies your curiosity about me.

PS: Whats the fascination with midget dicks?
 
i vote for #5, i love my job and also love a good midget dick joke.

this midget is at this party and spies this tall, leggy blonde that brings his little midget dick to life. so he decides to just go up to her and be direct as possible about his intentions. he makes his way over to her, sidles up next to her, gives her dress a tug and when she looks down, he says, "hey gorgeous, whaddya' say to a little fuck?"

she looks down and replies, "well hello there, little fuck."


two midgets, bob and neil, are at this party, and bob seems to be making time with one of the ladies he met. they're in the middle of a nice, slow romantic dance when neil sees the lady slap bob and walk away. bob walks over to where neil is standing and neil asks, "gee bob, what happened?" bob says, "i don't know, we seemed to be getting along just fine until i told her that i thought her hair smelled nice."


A tall woman met a midget at a party. The midget was just three feet tall but they were attracted to each other. After a few drinks they went back to the woman's apartment. "I can't imagine what it will be like making love to a midget," said the woman, "especially with the size difference and all." The midget answered, "You just take off your cloths, lie back on the bed, spread your legs apart and close your eyes."

The woman did as she was told and soon she felt the biggest thing she'd ever experienced inside her. Within a few minutes the woman had climaxed eight times. "If you think that was good," said the midget with a smirk, "just wait till I get my other leg in there!"
 
Not a professional gambler.

Love my job and my life. It wasn't like that until this past year and a half. I'd say it was all luck but also I saw an opportunity and I'll be damned if I didn't throw everything I had at it and happen to come up on the right side of things.

Back to it, salud.

Good to see you Cali, love you, miss you

:grouphug:
 
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