Damon Evans DUI mugshot

[senco78]

UGAs AD arrested couple weeks ago on DUI in Atlanta.
http://www.everydayshouldbesaturday.com/2010/7/1/1547157/uga-athletic-director-damon-evans

not as LOLtastic as Gary Busey but a top 10

Evans is a pro though, and refused a breathalyzer test because you're gonna have to catch me drinking from the bottle like Nic Cage in Leaving Las Vegas before we let you do us like that. Good god, he looks like an undiscovered species of bear that lives solely off fermented fruit somewhere in the foothills of the Himalaya. Behold the Tipsy Spotted Fruit Bear, weaving through the forest with its distinctive zig-zag gait.

 

[senco78]

highlights of the police report:


“I don’t want to use who I am, but I would just ask that you take me to the a Motel.” The subject also stated, “we go through life and we all drink and jump in a car.” He stated, “I felt that I was good, but maybe not.” … The subject again asked if I would let him go to a Motel and stated, “I will agree with you by saying this, drinking and driving is never good.” While transporting the subject to the City of Atlanta Jail, Ms. Fuhrmann was talking to Mr. Evans and stated that she was mad because he was going to get off and she was not. Mr. Evans asked me if there was anything that he could do to get a warning and I told him I don’t issue warnings for DUI.”… While standing the sally port of the jail, Ms. Fuhrmann stated, ‘I promise you one thing, he will get off.”

Evans tried to talk his way out of the arrest. “I am not trying to bribe you but I’m the athletic director of the University of Georgia,” he said. Later, he made another attempt, saying: “I don’t want you to use who I am but I would just ask that you take me to a motel.”

-Courtney Furhmann, a 28-year-old real estate firm asset manager who was riding with Evans in the car, was being “very loud and obnoxious,” police wrote. She failed to follow police instructions and was arrested, charged with disorderly conduct.

-Fuhrmann also backed up Evans’s assertions of authority, saying the charges would not stick. “Just to let you know, it will be erased because he is the athletic director of UGA and he has that power,” she told police.

-Evans had a pair of red panties between his legs when he was pulled over. When the police asked him about the undergarment, he said, “‘She took them off and I held them because I was just trying to get her home.” He told police “there was nothing there” with Fuhrmann “because he had a wife and family.”Evans also said, “We go through life and we all drink and jump in a car.”

 

[Saulty]

Guy was a tool. Glad he is gone Mike.