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IAG

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A friend/associate/family member obviously "buttdials" you and does not realize it. You can hear her/him having a conversation with a third party about you. Do you stay on the line and listen/eavesdrop?






I would.
 
I'd listen then I'd drop very occasional cryptic innuendos about said butt conversation in our future conversations butt I'd never admit I heard anything. I'd get personal joy out of knowing they were wondering each time, and the juicier the butt conversation was, the more fun.

I actually had one of these not too long ago though it was a hip dial, still a work of art though. This dame I know was convinced I need to quit drinking and I was in town trying to find a place I had to go. I'm asking this UPS guy how to get to this place and he was real cool so I'm like "and now this chick I know is convinced I need to stop drinking as I'm lost in this fuckin town" and he was like "no man, fuck that" and we both burst out laughing. Well it turns out that my phone had hip dialed her and she got the whole conversation.

She wasn't that happy about us laughing at her wishes.

Butt yea, nah fuck that.
 
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I'd listen then I'd drop very occasional cryptic innuendos about said butt conversation in our future conversations butt I'd never admit I heard anything. I'd get personal joy out of knowing they were wondering each time, and the juicier the butt conversation was, the more fun.

I actually had one of these not too long ago though it was a hip dial, still a work of art though. This dame I know was convinced I need to quit drinking and I was in town trying to find a place I had to go. I'm asking this UPS guy how to get to this place and he was real cool so I'm like "and now this chick I know is convinced I need to stop drinking as I'm lost in this fuckin town" and he was like "no man, fuck that" and we both burst out laughing. Well it turns out that my phone had hip dialed her and she got the whole conversation.

She wasn't that happy about us laughing at her wishes.

Butt yea, nah fuck that.
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lmfao ....at least you didn't say anything about her needing to take care of her own vices before worrying about yours either.

And good job on finding that place. I'm sure GL is a better place as a result. She sounds like a hero.
 
My brother once called the house...I wasn't home...it went to voice mail and he obviously didn't realize. He was talking to a guy about me at length...it wasn't negative per se, but it wasn't exactly uplifting. I think he realized after it was too late that well, it was too late.


I listened to the whole 2 min or so. Multiple times. Glutton for punishment.
 
:lmao: these are good.

Yeah she's cool.

Alright so I have a small lotto habit, it doesn't change. it's $2 twice a day, two pick 4s a pick 5 always the same #'s. The odds are I'll hit something within the next few years and even though I'll probably still be down overall the uptick from the straight pick 4 would be fun and from the pick 5 would be fucking awesome.

So, the other day the machine jams up my second buck, it says to call an attendant. There's a small line at the register and I don't want to be that guy holding up the line for my dirty little lotto habit so I say fuck it and go.

Do you call the cashier for your buck? I think over the course of 100 times I do it zero times. I'd rather go down the street to finish my plays than hold up the line. Maybe if it were 3 in the morning and the place was deserted I'd do it, but that's about it.
 
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bacon
:lmao: these are good.

Alright so I have a small lotto habit, it doesn't change. it's $2 twice a day, two pick 4s a pick 5 always the same #'s. The odds I'll hit something within the next few years and even though I'll probably still be down overall the uptick from the straight pick 4 would be fun and from the pick 5 would be fucking awesome.

So, the other day the machine jams up my second buck, it says to call an attendant. There's a small line at the register and I don't want to be that guy holding up the line for my dirty little lotto habit so I say fuck it and go.

Do you call the cashier for your buck? I think over the course of 100 times I do it zero times.
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Depends on my mood...call? like on the phone? no...I might mention it the next time I'm in there...but I'd probably just do $2 worth of bitching about it instead to anyone who would listen.
 
bacon
I would pay very decent money for a video of you flipping shit over a dolla lottery ticket, IAG.

COMMON ONE TIME
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I very rarely "flip shit" in public. I don't pay the lottery either. I do tend to get testy with overbearing sales people that follow me around.

I think we are the only ones playing today. I should probably go do something productive. Seriously thinking about a trip to the roulette table. If the dealer shorts me, I'll be sure to take a video.
 
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