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So I'm leaving for a food/booze run in about 5 hours to prepare for Opening Night at the stadium for my beloved Florida Marlins

The game starts at about 7:10 so the tailgating starts around 4:15


We're grilling Italian sausages, dogs and we'll have a cooler full of chilly beers. We have a tent to provide shade becauase it's been all kinds of fucking hot here the past few days. The crew will consist of about 6 heavy boozers. No chicks allowed at Opening Day. We put the kabosh on that 2 years ago when someones girlfriend objected to the ride to the strippy after the game. Fuck that. AMIRITE FELLAS?


I haven't missed an Opening Day since 1997. Who gives a fuck right? Yeah I know but I'm super pumped and I might even POST A VIDEO LATER IF I'M HAMMERED ENOUGH.

Chris Volstad is pitching for the Fish tonight and he loves to serve up them meatballs so my expectations for a W are low but FLA/Dodgers should be fun regardless.




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Very nice. Yes on the heat picking up big last few days. Yes on no interruptions for a big boys' night out. Yes on beer and grilled foods.

Went to only one game down there, about maybe 5 years ago. One thing I remember is....

Just bought two full beers for the normal $8 ea. or whatever they were. Sat down next to my buddy (Swarmy, actually) and put the full beer in the cup holder in the back of the seat in front of me.

Some dipshit sitting next to us is coming back to his seat. So I stand up to let him by, and he walks hard into my cup holder, completely dumping my beer on the ground, and all over my shoes, no less. No biggie, accidents happen, right?

He looks down at it, keeps on walking and sits down next to his wife right by us. No apology, no "hey let me get you another beer", nothing.

I sat there for 5 minutes burning up inside, then I snapped.


Then...he offered to buy me another beer. Stupid muther fucker.


I like many players on the Marlins roster this year. Should be fun team to watch.
 
I grew up in the Miami area, well until I was 15 then we moved up to Fort Lauderdale, which might as well be another country. Yes I have bang my share of cuban chicks, and i AM VERY FAMILIAR with the Hialeah beat. That is the type of music only heard in Miami.
 
Bread I would have snapped too. I tend to say very inappropriate stuff in situations where people show zero common sense.

Marlins lineup is sextacular this season. A lot of speed and OPS'ing. But past the #1 and #2 guy the rotation is very weak. Robertson looked good last night but it was the Mets.



GO MARLEEEEENS
 
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