Create a new potato chip flavo(u)r for Canada

[Matty]

http://bit.ly/17Itpqc

 

[housepicks]

Flavored chips are for blacks

 

[Matty]

Black chick at work gave me change and asked for any bag of chips from the vending machine - she lost her shit when I brought back Ketchup Doritos.

Have you ever seen me eat those?!?


WTF.

Free bag of chips.

 

[Mudcat]

Are we joshing around here or wut?

I remember the last time Lays really did have a come-up-with-a-flavor challenge.

Some godawful stuff

 

[Matty]

I actually submitted Caribou Stew.

If your godawful creation is picked you get a 1% royalty on sales.

 

[Mudcat]

How do you make a submission?

Do you personally have a bunch of flavors sitting around which you are mixing and matching and sprinkling on plain potato chips until it is just right?

Or do you just enter your notion and leave it to the Lay's flavor scientists to actually make it happen chip-wise?

Or wut?

 

[housepicks]

http://fox2now.com/2012/09/05/man-kills-another-man-over-a-bag-of-cheetos-in-downtown-st-louis/

 

[housepicks]

I don't even need to click the link to know you don't create the chip you dumbass

 

[CASPERWAIT$]

Most of these flavors taste alike.

In blind taste test I couldn't tell the difference between the pickle flavor and the salt and vinegar ones.

Same with the chicken and waffles and the caramel Pringles.

 

[housepicks]

http://www.wral.com/man-accused-of-stabbing-raleigh-store-clerk-over-bag-of-cheetos/14391681/

 

[Matty]

Casper gets it.

You just go on their website, pick a name then 3 ingredients from their database.

Then some chemist creates the delicious cancerous flavo(u)r in a lab somewhere in New Jersey.

 

[housepicks]

I was 100% positive all I had to do was Google

"Shot over a bag of chips" and my first result would include a picture of a black person.

100% correct.

 

[Matty]

Buffalo Chicken Poutine (I've had that at the pub last week and it was glorious)

 

[housepicks]

Let's try "shot over a pork chop"

 

[housepicks]

http://m.stltoday.com/news/local/cr...11e1-b1fc-001a4bcf6878.html?mobile_touch=true


Right again

 

[housepicks]

An apple

 

[housepicks]

http://nypost.com/2004/09/08/wacky-snack-attack-shot-over-an-apple/

 

[housepicks]

Mexicans
I have always admired how much fruit I see the mexicans eating on jobs