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Steve, what scent do you like on Tris? what kind of deodorent does she wear? perfume? I like Curve and some sunflower shit Al wears in the spring.

Approximately how many hand washings does it take to remove her Vag effluvium from your fingers. I love a a pungent vag smell on my fingers. With my girl, it takes a good 2-3 hard scrubbings to remove the odor. But I purposely let the smell emminate for a day. Like if I have a stressful or boring meeting or conference the next day....I try to avoid handling soap with one hand, and then when I need to find a happy place in the dull moments, I just sniff my fingers.
its amazing, but somtimes a whiff of my vag-gie fingers can give me a boner.

for some reason, when I get get home from a run or when I come straight home from the gym without showering, when the locker room is ntoo crowded. My man stink gets Al super horny. I'm not sure what that is all about.

Steve, have ever done clapping pushups in front of Tris? what about minimart girl across the street.

Steve, go across the street, today and buy a pack of magnum condoms from minimart girl, pay with a ten...tell her to keep the change...

and then do 10 clapping pushups in front of the counter, then walk out with swagger
 
Archie
Steve, what scent do you like on Tris? what kind of deodorent does she wear? perfume? I like Curve and some sunflower shit Al wears in the spring.

Approximately how many hand washings does it take to remove her Vag effluvium from your fingers. I love a a pungent vag smell on my fingers. With my girl, it takes a good 2-3 hard scrubbings to remove the odor. But I purposely let the smell emminate for a day. Like if I have a stressful or boring meeting or conference the next day....I try to avoid handling soap with one hand, and then when I need to find a happy place in the dull moments, I just sniff my fingers.
its amazing, but somtimes a whiff of my vag-gie fingers can give me a boner.

for some reason, when I get get home from a run or when I come straight home from the gym without showering, when the locker room is ntoo crowded. My man stink gets Al super horny. I'm not sure what that is all about.

Steve, have ever done clapping pushups in front of Tris? what about minimart girl across the street.

Steve, go across the street, today and buy a pack of magnum condoms from minimart girl, pay with a ten...tell her to keep the change...

and then do 10 clapping pushups in front of the counter, then walk out with swagger
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I will be covering this in full when I get off work at about 8 tonight. I appreciate your inquiries.
 
Archie
Steve, what scent do you like on Tris? what kind of deodorent does she wear? perfume? I like Curve and some sunflower shit Al wears in the spring.

Approximately how many hand washings does it take to remove her Vag effluvium from your fingers. I love a a pungent vag smell on my fingers. With my girl, it takes a good 2-3 hard scrubbings to remove the odor. But I purposely let the smell emminate for a day. Like if I have a stressful or boring meeting or conference the next day....I try to avoid handling soap with one hand, and then when I need to find a happy place in the dull moments, I just sniff my fingers.
its amazing, but somtimes a whiff of my vag-gie fingers can give me a boner.

for some reason, when I get get home from a run or when I come straight home from the gym without showering, when the locker room is ntoo crowded. My man stink gets Al super horny. I'm not sure what that is all about.

Steve, have ever done clapping pushups in front of Tris? what about minimart girl across the street.

Steve, go across the street, today and buy a pack of magnum condoms from minimart girl, pay with a ten...tell her to keep the change...

and then do 10 clapping pushups in front of the counter, then walk out with swagger
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:lmao:

stevek173
I will be covering this in full when I get off work at about 8 tonight. I appreciate your inquiries.
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:lmao:
 
Archie
Steve, what scent do you like on Tris? what kind of deodorent does she wear? perfume? I like Curve and some sunflower shit Al wears in the spring.

Approximately how many hand washings does it take to remove her Vag effluvium from your fingers. I love a a pungent vag smell on my fingers. With my girl, it takes a good 2-3 hard scrubbings to remove the odor. But I purposely let the smell emminate for a day. Like if I have a stressful or boring meeting or conference the next day....I try to avoid handling soap with one hand, and then when I need to find a happy place in the dull moments, I just sniff my fingers.
its amazing, but somtimes a whiff of my vag-gie fingers can give me a boner.

for some reason, when I get get home from a run or when I come straight home from the gym without showering, when the locker room is ntoo crowded. My man stink gets Al super horny. I'm not sure what that is all about.

Steve, have ever done clapping pushups in front of Tris? what about minimart girl across the street.

Steve, go across the street, today and buy a pack of magnum condoms from minimart girl, pay with a ten...tell her to keep the change...

and then do 10 clapping pushups in front of the counter, then walk out with swagger
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OK in response.

1) I don't know. I have been with her 2 months now and have seen her twice - 1 for a period of 3 days one for a period of 1. For most of it I was drunk off my ass so no clue what I prefer her in, but I might ask her to put on loves baby soft so that she reminds me of an 18 year old.

2) dunno, never tried. Cite the reasons above. Yes I always loved that too. When I was 22 I dated this 18 year old who was a virgin tennis player and so fucking beautiful. I used to finger her then after she left I would let my roommate smell it. Because I am a gentleman and I look out for my peeps. Agreed on letting it emminate. LOL on the meeting scenario wow awesome.

3) Who is Al? I am happy for him, but I want nothing to do with him. Maybe he and Bateman should hang?

4) No I have not. I did do them today and I feel great. I did go see her, she was flirty again. Her coworker was there and we were talking BS and I asked if they take call ins. I said to her "if I just call and say make me a meal and I will buy it regardless of what it is minimart girl will you make it?" she said "no one else will but I will". I asked her her name and she said it is just like hers (her coworker who was waiting on me). Her name was Lea. I said I'm going to have to think. Then I said that is not fair she is wearing a name badge and you aren't that is not fair so I will just call in and ask for the person who isn't wearing a name badge. She said no wait don't I would get in trouble so I will tell you my name. Just then other customers walked in so I smiled and said have a good night. She smiled back and said you too.

All and all I feel it went well but I have this horrid egg smelling gas going on 2 days now and I don't want to make my final move with the risk of that coming out of my pores. So I will adjust my diet and will do it this weekend after I do anal with Tris Saturday night or more likely she has yet *another* crisis and I say bye bye.

I agree on vaggie fingers giving boners.

I appreciate your sincerity very much and the exchange that we just shared.
 
stevek173
As always ty very much Shari.It has improved. I had made a cannister of rolls and ate the whole thing in one sitting and it took me awhile to pass it.

Much better now.
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The buttermilk ones, right?

I made scones tonight in your honour after reading that post. Had them with cream and a bit of jam but now that I'm having a glass of wine I think they may be curdling somewhat.

Glad to hear your hoop is healthy again though!! :woohoo:
 
Shari91
The buttermilk ones, right?

I made scones tonight in your honour after reading that post. Had them with cream and a bit of jam but now that I'm having a glass of wine I think they may be curdling somewhat.

Glad to hear your hoop is healthy again though!! :woohoo:
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Yep. Mmm that sounds delicious! Sounds like you enjoyed.

Happy holidays Shari :cheers:
 
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