Congrats to Durito

[Bread]

Surpassed 1,000 posts today, and also the owner of the only GameLive blog to the best of my knowledge (you should check it out, it is a masterpiece.

http://gamelive.com/forum/blog.php/18-durito

Honorable mention goes out to Swinging Johnson for motivating Durito to explode with posts today to reach this magnificent milestone.

 

[Swinging Johnson]

This has been a banner day here at Gamelive. I think www.buggywhipshalfprice.com got more hits today.

 

[Bread]

SJ, posting is all we have. Now you might roll in here with your fancy car and your Webster's vocabulary, but we is just simple posting folks here. And if it makes you feel like a better man to throw tarnations in our general direction while you look down at us from your .50 cent shelf and pass judgment upon us, then so be it.

But sir, it will not affect us one bit, so you may as well just jump back on your gold-plated seahorse and go find another group of meager idiots to brush your teeth with.

Because when it's all said and done, we're GameLive, and you're not.

 

[kato]

yup yup

 

[tullamore]

I thought we banned that assclown.

How the hell is SwingingJohnson back.

 

[rito]

tarnation
   /tɑrˈneɪʃən/ Show Spelled [tahr-ney-shuhn]
–interjection
1.
damnation.
–noun
2.
damnation; hell (used as a euphemism): Where in tarnation is that boy?
–adverb
3.
damned.

 

[Bread]

Tarnation:

A word that I learned from Yosemite Sam

Or....

The place where this guy lives

 

[rito]

Durito's blog now has part two.

 

[roguejuror]

oh shit swinson is back?

 

[Bread]

Yes he is back. And he is awesomerer than evererer.

 

[Swinging Johnson]

Oh Bread, I look down upon only those who deserve it. You are a different breed of cat. You are much more clever than the average ass clown gives you credit for and sometimes I do believe you pander to those that frequent these sites. You're lazy. You don't alway put your best foot forward and I am quite certain you've heard that before (maybe Robyn?). I enjoy you and whether or not you appreciate me is of no consequence. I rather be the villain than the hero.

 

[reno cool]

I'd be great if you were a villain or a hero. Unfortunately, you're just a shmuck:

 

[Bread]

Swinson I hear ya. But like Reno Tool says there, you're just not that much of an impact player as a villain. You should take some lessons from true antagonists like Herman, Bateman and Ryan Speer.

I'm rooting for you here.