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Great tune Muddy. Merry christmas.

My christmas eve will be consisting of martinis and drinks and listening to my dad rage at my handling of his portfolio these past few years, as if beating the dow by 55% this year is bad news. I cant control the stock market from the last few years, fuck him. His young girlfriend will be there and she hates my guts, alot of people I dont want to see, freezing rain instead of snow, no gambling worth a damn, we may even see an appearance by my ex girlfriend who is dating a guy at my dads work. A perfect storm. I am sure to be staying near the fucking cheezball, hickory farms sausage and the liquor.

oh yeah, its beginning to look alot like Christmas.

 
Okay, I guess this thread will do.

We had a visit from the Christmas Turkey-savings fairy yesterday. Jenny and I were at the store shopping for a turkey for her to cook for her boys - and we picked one out - and suddenly this woman comes up and starts talking to us saying something like, "Do you know about the price match?"

I thought she had mistaken Jenny for a store employee - Jenny thought maybe she was someone she was supposed to know from her gym or something - anyway it turns out she was just someone doing something nice. Apparently there is an app where if you find a better price on the same item, the store will match the price. So these turkeys were way cheaper somewhere else - bada boom, bada bing - this lady leads us up to the butcher and before you can say, "Kris fucking Kringle honks upon bobo," we have a voucher for like 11 bucks off on the turkey.

And just like that, the woman was gone. POOF!

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