Christian Troy

[wal66]

None of us know for certainty what is waiting for us when we die. It could be as simple as just dirt and darkness, it could actually be Heaven or Hell or maybe we actually are reincarnated. Whatever it is that awaits us it will be there when we are done doing what it is we are doing here.

On the slim chance that we do come back in another form or another life I now know exactly what and who I want to come back as. I want to be Christian Troy if I am reincarnated. Who is Christian Troy?

I recently joined Netflix to kill time at work and I stumbled across the show Nip/Tuck. One of the main characters is this plastic surgeon Christian Troy who is the most serial womanizing emotionally detached arrogant bastard ever to be put to a script.

The way his character has been written is so totally different than the person I have always been and since Ive done life this way I want to come back and do it that way.

Who or what would you be if you are in fact reincarnated.

 

[Matty]

Charlie Sheen. There's no other right answer for a proper Gameliver.

Half-kidding.

 

[betplom]

Who or what would you be if you are in fact reincarnated.

A cross between Ron Jeremy & Darth Vader.

 

[Matty]

A cross between Ron Jeremy & Darth Vader.

Okay that's not bad.

 

[betplom]

Okay that's not bad.

Not bad?

Pal, common. It was a great fucking answer.

This thread reached its high point with my initial response, its all downhill from here.

 

[Mudcat]

I have given this some thought in the past and I have an answer ready. I would like to come back as Bernie Taupin.

For those that don't know, Bernie Taupin was Elton John's lyricist for decades and wrote many of his most famous songs.

I would like to be Bernie Taupin because he gets to do music for a living. He is very good and successful at it. He is unbelievably rich while not having to put up with the hassle of extreme fame.



Only problem I keep coming back to is Bernie is gay and was Elton John's cum dumpster for quite awhile. I have trouble reconciling that part.

 

[betplom]

Only problem I keep coming back to is Bernie is gay and was Elton John's cum dumpster for quite awhile. I have trouble reconciling that part.

There is always a price to pay for one to be successful as a reincarnate.

Reminds me of what I say to street girls, " If you wanna smoke the rock you gotta suck the cock."
It even rhymes.

 

[Matty]

 

[Bread]

You DO know that Christian Troy loves the nose candy, right?

Wally you may want to rethink this.

Although given your affinity for the lovely ladies, you might get a quick lesson that having cocaine around greatly increases your chances for pussy right off the bat, and become a straight up fiend.

 

[Tron]

I want to be reincarnated as Teela's underwear.

 

[Blitty]

Christian has sex with a tranny in that show and then his white wife has a black baby. Wally, I think you two already have a lot in common.

 

[Rubyn]

I want to be reincarnated as Teela's underwear.

Wow, you really did say this.

 

[fiveteamer]

I would come back as Derek Jeter

 

[Teela]

I want to be reincarnated as Teela's underwear.

I have a large, out of shape ass. You may want to rethink what you're asking.

 

[roguejuror]

I want to be reincarnated as Teela's underwear.

OH YEAH

 

[Tron]

I have a large, out of shape ass. You may want to rethink what you're asking.

Video or ban. You know the routine.

 

[Blitty]

Do Work Daft.

We love our Grenades.

 

[fiveteamer]