pico
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anyone here ever got tested for it? is it just a blood test?
Mudcat
yap
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I'm not sure. I got an HIV test a few years back and I think they also checked for many STD's including chlamydia, but I'm not positive.
Good times.
Good times.
CASPERWAIT$
Drama Moobs Your Mom
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Okay guys, I am going to tell you a little story. About 3 years ago, my ex convinced me to go to a free sex clinic for tests (don't as how, that's another story altogether) When I got there, I thought I was getting some blood drawn, and off I would go. DEAD WRONG!!! Tests like chlamidya require a Q-Tip in the penis. Yes, it is as painful as it sounds.No, it is not a good idea to fluff before the female nurse puts the Q-Tip into your mini mommy maker.
Teela
Wild Thing
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They do a swab in the head of the penis.
CASPERWAIT$
Drama Moobs Your Mom
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The term swab sounds so pedestrian and innocent. If what I got was a swab, I hate to see what the next level of invasion would be considered. I was afraid to pee for 48 hours.
betplom
"They're eating the dogs! They're eating the cats!
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I had this done years ago.
They tell you not to urinate for 2 hours before the test and then after they stick the swab down your cocks throat they tell you its ok to pee.
It hurt when I pissed right afterwards.
Fu Manchu
The Insidious Doctor
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ive had chlamydia twice. the tests ive had include urine testing as well as urethral swab (the latter being in the top ten least comfortable experiences of my life)
CASPERWAIT$
Drama Moobs Your Mom
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Fisch, I would love to know what the other 9 were. For me, that penile swab was number 3 behind the transvestite kiss and the bus ride from NY to VEGAS.
Fu Manchu
The Insidious Doctor
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casper ill tell you some good stories if we meet up in vegas next week
CASPERWAIT$
Drama Moobs Your Mom
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Looking forward to it.
fiveteamer
#nonewfriends
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I once went to get an STD test even though I was a virgin.
Can anybody top that?
Can anybody top that?
CASPERWAIT$
Drama Moobs Your Mom
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It could have been worse. You could have failed.
fiveteamer
#nonewfriends
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I never picked up my result. A big meaty clinic nurse guy touched my dick, and I didn't even get the result.
CASPERWAIT$
Drama Moobs Your Mom
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But were his hands soft and sterile?
fiveteamer
#nonewfriends
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How the fuck would I know if his hands were sterile?
Yeah, they were soft.
Yeah, they were soft.
Fu Manchu
The Insidious Doctor
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fivey wins once again
roguejuror
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fivey wins once again
How does he do it so consistently?
Matty
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Remind me never to get tested for chlamydia. This has got to be one of my biggest phobias ever, the swab inside the pee pee.
I would elaborate on my thoughts but I'm about to faint.
I would elaborate on my thoughts but I'm about to faint.