Chillin with two total babes RIGHT NOW

[eggs]

WADDUP MOTHERFUCKAS

I'm into the one, both damn cool though. I think they're stoned.

FUCK.

 

[eggs]

This was fun. She has a boyfriend, I have to respect that.

Two legit crazy homies though, love it. Their crew is cool too.

Dope night.

 

[roguejuror]

pic pls

 

[eggs]

I'd have to clear it with them first.

I'll see what I can do Roguerogue.

 

[Matty]

eggs just discovered the Lesbian tab on Pornhub.

 

[eggs]

No man these were actual human beings and hot -

it's true!

Only one is a prospect though.

Highlight of the night - me after swigging who knows how much of some nice vodka the duders gave me:

Me (whispering): Fukkkkkkk youuuuuuuu
Her (whispering): Youuuuuuu wishhhhhhhh