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Drama Moobs Your Mom
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Hardbodies
Boobies and tanned bodies abound in this romp about 3 horny old men who hire a young stud to help them get laid. I would say their is more to the plot to that, but that would be insulting plots everywhere.
Scotty is a young stud who gets the pick of the vagina litter on the California beaches. 3 guys old enough to be Hugh Hefners father have Scotty teach them the ways to teenagers hearts. This movie is a fan favorite amongst "To Catch A Predator" actors everywhere.
What sets this movie apart from the other 80's movies about boobs is how unabashedly unapologetic the writers are about showing tits and ass. This movie could have easily been called "Hey It's Tits, Ass, And Ronzoni Pasta Day". The soundtrack was written by a 13 year old or by a monkey in a diaper. I am not sure but it sucks nonetheless.
Now the girls are hot for 80's chicks. No name actresses fill the bill which is cool because as you are watching it, you could fantasize they are your next door neighbors. Nothing is better than to masturbate to your next door neighbor.
If you want to know how it turns out, the old guys get laid but they become jerks and very misogynistic. Scotty grows a heart and boinks his girlfriend in a bed made out of a car. They made a sequel that starred the guy from the Pathmark grocery store commercials.
I give this movie 7 Viagra pills out of 10. If you miss big hair and real titties, this is a good movie for ya!
Boobies and tanned bodies abound in this romp about 3 horny old men who hire a young stud to help them get laid. I would say their is more to the plot to that, but that would be insulting plots everywhere.
Scotty is a young stud who gets the pick of the vagina litter on the California beaches. 3 guys old enough to be Hugh Hefners father have Scotty teach them the ways to teenagers hearts. This movie is a fan favorite amongst "To Catch A Predator" actors everywhere.
What sets this movie apart from the other 80's movies about boobs is how unabashedly unapologetic the writers are about showing tits and ass. This movie could have easily been called "Hey It's Tits, Ass, And Ronzoni Pasta Day". The soundtrack was written by a 13 year old or by a monkey in a diaper. I am not sure but it sucks nonetheless.
Now the girls are hot for 80's chicks. No name actresses fill the bill which is cool because as you are watching it, you could fantasize they are your next door neighbors. Nothing is better than to masturbate to your next door neighbor.
If you want to know how it turns out, the old guys get laid but they become jerks and very misogynistic. Scotty grows a heart and boinks his girlfriend in a bed made out of a car. They made a sequel that starred the guy from the Pathmark grocery store commercials.
I give this movie 7 Viagra pills out of 10. If you miss big hair and real titties, this is a good movie for ya!
