Casper's Diary

[CASPERWAIT$]

1/13/2012

Dear Diary,

Tonight I hit on a 21 year old girl. She was laughing at all my jokes, but when I asked her for her phone number, she said she didn't want to waste either of our time. I told her calling her would not be a waste. She laughed and left. I am looking forward to going to Montreal and I hope me and Matty could reconcile our friendship. Porn has gotten boring lately and now I drink more than ever to stop the reminder that my penis hasn't seen vagina in 6 weeks. Next person that calls me a Jew is going to get bitch slapped.

Anne Frank

 

[fiveteamer]

Not Montreal, Toronto. We decided.

 

[Cami]

Next person that calls me a Jew is going to get bitch slapped.

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[CASPERWAIT$]

Not Montreal, Toronto. We decided.

Toronto? Really?

 

[CASPERWAIT$]

1/14/2012

Dear Diary,
My dog is farting and I have no idea what he ate. I am guessing a serving of ass and death. Snow has fallen and I made a snow angel. As I was making the snow angel, my neighbor thought I was having a seizure and tried to "save me". Epic fail. I had a snowball fight with a bunch of kids. I think they peed on the snowballs first because they were yellow and smelled like Capri Sun. I am on my 4th glass of wine and I hate empty net goals in the NHL. Gene Hackman got into a car accident and right away I checked to see who had him in the Gamelive Death Pool. My penis looked bigger today, but no one was around to notice. What a waste.

Anne Frank

 

[reno cool]

What is it with you and Anne Frank? Are you afraid the Germans are coming?

 

[kato]

zee fokken germans

 

[CASPERWAIT$]

What is it with you and Anne Frank? Are you afraid the Germans are coming?

Nazi's and billy goats scare me.

So do Mayan calenders. They stop keeping track of dates after December 11th.

 

[CASPERWAIT$]

1/15/2012

Dear Diary,
With the Patriots blowout, I am getting oral sex tonight. It was a bet I made (that I won). I am thinking it will be a half ass blowjob though. I guess a half ass blowjob is better than nothing.

Anne Frank

 

[Archie]

1/14/2012

Dear Diary,
Gene Hackman got into a car accident and right away I checked to see who had him in the Gamelive Death Pool.

Gene still alive and kicking at 94

 

[Vegas Dave]

Gene still alive and kicking at 94

Damn, and he apparently wrote five novels, his latest in 2013 in his 80s. According to Goodreads reviews, it sucked, but good for him all the same.

 

[CASPERWAIT$]

How do you deep dive into these threads 🤣

 

[CASPERWAIT$]

1/14/2012

Dear Diary,
My dog is farting and I have no idea what he ate. I am guessing a serving of ass and death. Snow has fallen and I made a snow angel. As I was making the snow angel, my neighbor thought I was having a seizure and tried to "save me". Epic fail. I had a snowball fight with a bunch of kids. I think they peed on the snowballs first because they were yellow and smelled like Capri Sun. I am on my 4th glass of wine and I hate empty net goals in the NHL. Gene Hackman got into a car accident and right away I checked to see who had him in the Gamelive Death Pool. My penis looked bigger today, but no one was around to notice. What a waste.

Anne Frank

I love my dog is still alive and kicking at 18.