Casper's Daily Tweet Thread

[CASPERWAIT$]

So Andrew Wiggins is dressed like @LouisFarrakhan . This can't be a good sign. #NBADRAFT

 

[CASPERWAIT$]

If you are a fan of dry aged steak @Steaklocker looks like an AMAZING idea!!! Time for all meat eaters to donate to this wonderful concept! #STEAK

 

[CASPERWAIT$]

Suarez said he lost his balance when he bit his opponent. If that's true, I get vertigo every time I eat a steak. #FUTBOL

 

[CASPERWAIT$]

MTV has a new show called "Virgin Territory". I was in the original version of the show called "High School". #PLAYBOY

 

[CASPERWAIT$]

I'm thinking next years BET awards should be held at a prison. Would save a lot of taxpayers $ having to transport criminals after the show

 

[CASPERWAIT$]

Cofounder of Tinder accusing coworkers of sexual harassment. That's like makers of Ambian bitching their employees are always
oversleeping.

 

[IAG]

Cofounder of Tinder accusing coworkers of sexual harassment. That's like makers of Ambian bitching their employees are always
oversleeping.

 

[CASPERWAIT$]

Happy Birthday @lindsaylohan . It feels like just yesterday, 90% of the male population wondered if the carpet matched the drapes. #GINGERSLUT

 

[CASPERWAIT$]

To piss off Starbucks baristas, when they ask me my name, I tell them "I suck balls". Love when they yell that when my coffee is done. #VENTIFUCKTARD

 

[roguejuror]

This is not daily.

 

[mcbaseball10]

Nope, not even close.

 

[CASPERWAIT$]

I have missed 1 day

 

[CASPERWAIT$]

Nothing says 4th Of July like watching 4 foreign countries play a sport we watch 2 weeks every 4 years. #DIDWEWIN?

 

[FairWarning]

Nothing says 4th Of July like watching 4 foreign countries play a sport we watch 2 weeks every 4 years. #DIDWEWIN?

HAHAHA, i like that.

 

[CASPERWAIT$]

Shooting fish in a barrel may be easy, but have you ever filleted a fish full of bullet fragments. #PAININTHEASS

 

[MrX]

Can we maybe make this annual?

 

[CASPERWAIT$]

Can we maybe make this annual?

Ok