Boys, DO NOT DOUBT Patty when it comes to women...

[RayRay]

And here is why...
We all know Patty to be a huge degen gambler...but rarely do you see him play things where there is no edge...so Patty looks at marriage like this...

Unmarried/ No girlfriend... you have all the money / can buy a piece of pussy when you want = +EV

Having girlfriend... you have all the money (waste some of it on her) / she has most of the pussy (some of it is yours) = +EV (very slim edge...maybe not worth fucking with)

Married... you have lost half the money / she now has all the pussy back = -EV

we can all take a lesson from Mr. Venditto...

 

[Mudcat]

All I've ever seen is Patty saying he has no woman. I have no reason to doubt that.

 

[roguejuror]

the problem with patty is that he refuses to "buy a piece of pussy", dude is asexual :theshrink:

 

[FairWarning]

I agree with Patty's stance.

 

[Patty]

Juror you're right pal ive been inactive for years.

 

[MrMonkey]

Juror you're right pal ive been inactive for years.

Not from the looks of the avatar?

 

[Patty]

Monkey thats samsncharge not i.

 

[MrMonkey]

Monkey thats samsncharge not i.

Sincere apologies

You YGG members look all the same! Don't hurt me please!

 

[Patty]

No problem sir.

 

[rito]

i want to be patty

 

[Patty]

Durito i want your life minus the coluimbia drama.

 

[roguejuror]

i want to be patty

you sure?

 

[Patty]

Durito you can't be serious.

 

[RayRay]

patty...dinner/wine at Ruths = $165... 2 tix to Wicked = $364... wine at intermission = $25... just chilling with friends and a few drinks afterwards = $57 ... too tired to fuck when we got home... I seriously woke up the next day and thought to myself "patty would be so fucking ashamed of me right now"

patty, i didnt make it...

 

[tullamore]

I learned a long time ago it is a lot easier to buy pussy, enjoy the hour or 2 and then there is no bitching about the dishes afterword. Much more enjoyable.

 

[roguejuror]

"patty would be so fucking ashamed of me right now"

 

[FairWarning]

I learned a long time ago it is a lot easier to buy pussy, enjoy the hour or 2 and then there is no bitching about the dishes afterword. Much more enjoyable.

You pay em to leave.

 

[Patty]

Ray it's okay pal to each his own whatever makes you happy chimp.