Boring Here Today

[rito]

You guys all hungover from the weekend or what? :anlight:

I'm on a business trip sipping surely way overpriced cocktails from a mini bar trying to use an insanely slow internet.

 

[Matty]

Define and detail "business trip". Use fake names as necessary.

 

[rito]

I'm a business man Matty. As such, I require business trips.

I am not sure what such a trip should entail. Perhaps I could get some suggestions. I have 5 days. One will be spent getting a new Colombian visa.

 

[Fu Manchu]

i just wen t on a small business trip myself. one which involved getting thrown out of the local blockbuster video.

 

[rito]

Details please.

 

[Rubyn]

Bread is napping. Isn't that precious?

 

[Fu Manchu]

Details please.

quid pro quo, sir. still wa it ing on yours.

 

[Fu Manchu]

Bread is napping. Isn't that precious?

i believe the proper term is passed out

 

[Matty]

i believe the proper term is passed out

No, Bread takes actual old man naps. I've seen him drool at 3pm. SIMPLETON GUY!1!1!1!1!1

 

[rito]

quid pro quo, sir. still wa it ing on yours.

I've come to Bogota to get a new Colombian visa. This should only take a day. I am staying five days for "work". This is to get myself as far away from my girlfriends mother and others as possible. Also because I require sleep occasionally.

So, I put on some nice business attire and flew to Bogota this morning. Checked myself into a decent hotel and am now sitting in the bed raiding overpriced mini bar crap. Ironically, the internet speed makes it so that work is about the last thing I can actually do.

 

[Rubyn]

No, Bread takes actual old man naps. I've seen him drool at 3pm. SIMPLETON GUY!1!1!1!1!1

yes

 

[Fu Manchu]

i got asked to leave blockbuster because i was a bit drunk and complainging about the scratched talented mr. ripley dvd they gave me. i really really wanted to watch that movie, and that was the only copy they had. and they refused to use the dvd buffer machine for me, which was bogus.

they told me i could get a nother movie for free, so i asked for on the waterfront. the girl working there claimed she had never heard of it, which prompted me to begin using foul language. at this point i was asked to leave by another employee. i hope they dont revoke my membership or something.

 

[Rubyn]

i got asked to leave blockbuster because i was a bit drunk and complainging about the scratched talented mr. ripley dvd they gave me. i really really wanted to watch that movie, and that was the only copy they had. and they refused to use the dvd buffer machine for me, which was bogus.

they told me i could get a nother movie for free, so i asked for on the waterfront. the girl working there claimed she had never heard of it, which prompted me to begin using foul language. at this point i was asked to leave by another employee. i hope they dont revoke my membership or something.

https://www.blockbuster.com/signup/m/plan/

You're welcome.

 

[Matty]

yes

Nice hand posture. This can't be the same guy who calls me a faggot 150 times a day, can it?

 

[Matty]

i got asked to leave blockbuster because i was a bit drunk and complainging about the scratched talented mr. ripley dvd they gave me. i really really wanted to watch that movie, and that was the only copy they had. and they refused to use the dvd buffer machine for me, which was bogus.

they told me i could get a nother movie for free, so i asked for on the waterfront. the girl working there claimed she had never heard of it, which prompted me to begin using foul language. at this point i was asked to leave by another employee. i hope they dont revoke my membership or something.

You and Blitty should have your own reality TV show.

 

[Rubyn]

Nice hand posture. This can't be the same guy who calls me a faggot 150 times a day, can it?

Yeah, well you know the old saying, "It takes one to know one."

 

[Bread]

Lol fISCHY...On the Waterfront?!?!? hahahha. Maybe after that you could've requested Bridge on the River Kwai! Poor girl.

Durito the board is what we make it. If you started this drunken business trip thread earlier, we would've been hopping!

 

[Fu Manchu]

hey man. i was in the mood for some good classics which have stood the test of time. call me crazy but i cant stand shit like step brothers or the hangover.