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I have work to do, but it's Sunday at 10:50pm, so that's not gonna happen. lol

I cleaned my entire living room and kitchen tonight.

Sitting here watching old episodes of Sex and the City.

Will someone tell me a story, or something interesting, please?
 
Jello likes Chardonnay. One day he decided to go to the liquor store but it was closed. So instead of just going to another one he decided to come home, get on his computer, jack off nine times in a row to the latest Brock Landers video and in 30 minutes his semen turned into Mr. Monkey.
 
Dick Vermeil

Archie spent 15 mins with that Dick, in an akron airport last sunday morning.

he came about 30 secs from missing his flight too

also watched some black church service on some old atlanta falcons football player's laptop at about 7 am


the end
 
Archie
Dick Vermeil

Archie spent 15 mins with that Dick, in an akron airport last sunday morning.

he came about 30 secs from missing his flight too

also watched some black church service on some old atlanta falcons football player's laptop at about 7 am


the end
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Dick Vermeil eat crap! Archie, was he a douche for real?
 
No he was really cool.

my wifey and her maid of honor who was flying with us, didn't know who it was. and didn't believe me that he was "famous"

he gave the ticket taker the "wrong" paperwork and not a real ticket but some sort of stub. and the guy wouldn't let him on, no one seemed to know who he was but me.

he was very respectful about it, even though he was about to be held off his flight to philly. Finally he looked in his bag and found the ticket and got on in a nick of time.

guy must be pretty humble to fly out of that tiny little crap airport at 6:30 or whatever.

should have asked for a picture, but I didn't want to seem to be "star struck"

I think Ronnie Lott was there too
 
I remember once in my drinking/drugging days, I was living in a party house with a couple other guys and the one guy who had a talent for cooking, decided to make stew. So one night I get home and no one is up and there is a huge pot of beautiful stew simmering on the stove.

I try a taste of course. Great stew. The guy could really cook.

Skip to next morning, I wake up hungover like always. I am going about my business. The pot of stew is still simmering there - with my buddy the cook tending it.

He sez to me, "So you tried the stew, eh?" I said yep, I remember trying it out. He looks at me funny. I sez wut? I still remember, he wasn't actually mad - he almost seemed puzzled. He sez to me I had eaten every single piece of meat from this huge pot of stew.



What a thing to do. Man I felt bad about that. I feel bad right now just remembering.
 
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I remember once in my drinking/drugging days, I was living in a party house with a couple other guys and the one guy who had a talent for cooking, decided to make stew. So one night I get home and no one is up and there is a huge pot of beautiful stew simmering on the stove.

I try a taste of course. Great stew. The guy could really cook.

Skip to next morning, I wake up hungover like always. I am going about my business. The pot of stew is still simmering there - with my buddy the cook tending it.

He sez to me, "So you tried the stew, eh?" I said yep, I remember trying it out. He looks at me funny. I sez wut? I still remember, he wasn't actually mad - he almost seemed puzzled. He sez to me I had eaten every single piece of meat from this huge pot of stew.



What a thing to do. Man I felt bad about that. I feel bad right now just remembering.
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:lmao: Muddy the carnivore!

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also I did my first plank and "owl" on top of a replica of the oldest submarine in history

it is in downtown charleston and it sunk a union army boat in the civil war. They actually rescued the real sub in 2000 from the bottom of the ocean

I'll post the pics when I get back to chicago
 
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