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Bono Likes to Ride His Bike While Dressed as a Hasidic Jew

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Bono is wounded from said cycling and is resting up.

Bacon saw a bit of the rest of U2 playing some songs with Bruce Springsteen and the Coldplay guy.

You know who sounds bad singing U2? Bruce Springsteen. You know who sounds so bad singing U2 Bacon couldn't believe thay aired that shit? The Coldplay guy.

It was an embarrassment.
 
your face is about jews

seriously though, isn't Casper the most jewish looking non jew you've ever seen?

:casperyo:

bacon thinks he could be one of those closet jews

Closet jews come out! That shit was like 90 years ago, yo!
 
dunno wtf is going on here. Broke multiple bones (and stabbing himself with one of them) while trying to avoid another bicyclist, and dressed as a Hasidic Jew? Didn't think this would be possible unless hit by a car. Must be worst bike rider ever:dunno:

bb, nobody should be trying to sing u2 songs. ..including u2:hides:
 
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reno cool
dunno wtf is going on here. Broke multiple bones (and stabbing himself with one of them) while trying to avoid another bicyclist, and dressed as a Hasidic Jew?.
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I mean, I hope no one thinks it's weird that he was wearing a disguise.

He riiiiiiiidicilously famous and wouldn't be able to ride a bike around NYC without a disguise.

I admit that it is kinda "funny" how ridiculously hurt he got without even getting hit by a car but I guess when you hit his age you don't handle those falls as well as your younger years.

I'm actually a little annoyed with Bono right now. Found out yesterday that Miami is not on their upcoming 19 city tour.
 
I guess this relates to a "joke" the one knob at work told me a couple weeks ago.

Hey Steve did you hear that Bono fell off his bike?

Wut?

Yah he has vertigo.



Not only was I not aware of the bike incident, it didn't click right away that there is a song called Vertigo.

I delivered possibly the blankest stare of all time. Mind you, I don't think a full and complete understanding the context would have changed that. Some weak shit right there no matter what.
 
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