Attn Pally

[Bread]

You have a chance to have sexual relations with only one of the following fine ladies. Which one do you choose, Pally??

Or

 

[Rubyn]

Miranda is a national treasure.

 

[Bread]

Pally the stakes just changed. Adding this honey to the mix. Remember, you only get to pick one!!! :

 

[Rubyn]

Give that Toot Toot lady a television show!

 

[pally]

just sexual relations i guess it would be crystal

she seems very nice but is a totally annoying singer, which is why i wouldnt necessarily feel guilty just going to town on her, you know anal or tossing her salad, i wonder if she is one of those whores who loves it when you kiss their tittys

miranda is awesome and I would feel very weird treating her like a sex object because i have tremendous respect for her. with crystal that would not be a problem

its hard for me to imagine miranda "cumming" i could picture that with crystal

 

[Bread]

Pally I'm adding this to your choices.

 

[Immortality]

Pally make sure you clean up well after getting near pigpen Crystal.

 

[Bread]

lol @ Crystal Stinkysox!

 

[Archie]

wow, so many things to factor in here

 

[Matty]

That Crystal chick is hot. But could she have picked a more obvious song? Tracy Chapman is like a cult leader for all guitar-wielding chubby bar singers.

 

[Cougar Bait]

Um, Bread that shit was disturbing.

Hope that kid had 359 raps under his belt, otherwise he's nothing.

 

[roguejuror]

Pally ima knife you