Ok I want to ease everyone's mind by letting you know some good news. Things really turned around.
1) The cable box I spilled the water on is up and running. It powered off as a safety precaution and is back up and fully functional. I did receive a very well deserved stern warning form Cami which was actually hot.
2) I only threw up the one time. Cami got some alka seltzer, some saltines, the works best gf ever even blew me twice. PLOMMAYYYYYYYYYYYYY!
3) I think I just picked up another deal
I just thought many here (i.e. TULLY) would want to know how things shook out so that's what we got.
Back to work.